Un-bug-leivable!
Local? tangential size 12 by proxy, LJ, attempts to conflagrate Metro on Facebook over the mental masturbation of a bunch of local artists bonding to buy the majestic complex. In their next posts, they are asking/begging to borrow bikes/rides, murdering Trump, linking their cashme/paypal because it's our responsibility they can't support themselves.
GA, LJ's cuck, has taken to the saddest of Facebook livestreams in what can only be an attempt to cathart one's loss while linking a papypal to the 2 family members that applaud his efforts.
Josh Malerman made it big as a fright author. With that, he has become overwhelmingly abhorrent on Facebook. Everything and everyone is so up his ass.....it's almost as bad as the Third Man Goose Lake media blitz. However, Malerman's music career was even more successful the 98% of the Detroit Music Scene, as it was used in a Chevy commercial. Hell, even Jack White's manufactured band, The Brushoffs, couldn't even win that Detroit Tigers We Are The D Contest. I think they used "Corporation" by Jack White instead which is a whole other level of pre-Covid era irony in of itself.
Milo, convinced he is on the fast track to super-stardom has taken the leap to being a full-fledged novelist. It's a unending chapter by chapter run on blog called Ideas Adrift. It is a recounting of Milo's love affair with the waning Detroit Music Scene. In true Milo fashion, it makes use of every available adective in Merriam-Webster's Thesaurus.
Covid and Whitmer have pretty much abolished the infrastructure of the Detroit Music Scene. PJ's Bagel Hole is up for sale. The Majestic Complex is up for sale. The Magic Bag has a GoFundMe. So what are we subjugated to now? Paying for live streams? Electric Six sold tickets to one. Woodman is somehow having a 7'' release show right around the corner at Cadieux Cafe tonight. Are people going to stand 6ft apart in the feather bowling lanes? Will he screech with a mask on? Will Craig Brown and Jack White bring the leftover fireworks from 4th of July? Is it worth contracting a maybe-fatal disease to go to Cadieux tonight? Who knows but I doubt it will be a super-spreader event the likes of Sturgis.
In case you were wondering, Hip In Detroit now has a Threadless Shop, which has the laziest of designs. C'mon Sadie, you're supposed to be a marketing and internet megamind. Or maybe you can just call yourself whatever you want online and get other people to believe it while you jockey a cash register at a flower shop?
Picks for TakeOver this Sunday:
Balor over KOR but KOR loses due to a betrayal of Undisputed Era
Shirai over LeRae - also Shirai has the best entrance music of any NXT Superstar
Priest over Gargano - Priest looks like Top Dollar and Mario Van Peebles from Highlander mixed together
Escobar over Scott - the Cruiserweight are still a thing but I don't think 205 live is taped anymore????
Kushida over Velveteen "groomer" Dream - i can't believe Velveteen Dream, Jordan Devlin, and Austin Theory still have jobs with WWE over allegations of sexual misconduct...some with minors. It was only 2 years ago that they fired Enzo Amori over allegations of sexual assault that he later found innocent of, however, the guy seems like a complete fucking asshole and impossible to work with.
There you have it sheeple. A blast from the past? A sad retread, like 3 from Hell, probably. Anyways, at least I'm nicer than I used to be.
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Hey Chief! Good to have you back for a bit. Some thought provoking points. Now is the Womb Worm band playing at the Cadieux show the same Womb band that replaced JCM at Hamfest when we invented the need for Cancel Culture. The same band that dropped out because of their own hypocrisy? Same band? And the reason Velveteen Dream hasn't been fired is the same reason a certain toxic Weebelo has a Patreon show nobody contributes to. Ahhhhhh happy birthday indeed.
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