So here's the story and I'll spin it quick:
L.A. band with a self-indulged frontwoman who takes nude pics to try to "get over the hump" which fails (but hey I'm not judging), and then hooks up with a 90's relic from Limp Bisquit and it finally gains some steam.
They decide to "move" to Michigan and is a featured act at the "largest local music festival investigated by the IRS" the Hamtramck Music Festival. They had a few supporting shows before the Fest but after the Fest.....absolutely nothing. Way to go Michigan.
Next up is a UK tour financed by Wes Borland's Visa followed by a "new record" which nobody will be able to name a song from.
They're like a tick.....chomp down on a local music fest (advertised as volunteered but were they paid????) and then disappear.
So Queen Kwong....fuck off. Age is going to hit you hard...
So make a t-shirt about that, airhead...
There are absolutely ZERO local music writers who give a shit anymore. I understand the need to be positive about local music, but just ignoring all the bullshit going around is inexcusable. If you call yourself a "music journalist" and turn a blind eye to the terrible stuff that is going around and just co-opting press releases and sugar coating everything.....well fuck. And to you, I say, Fuck you too. There's no opinion anymore. You're welcome.
Oh, and just to reiterate how much of a joke this is. I hope every act that played the "largest local music festival being investigated by the IRS" takes a good look at this pic.
Great job EVERYONE!
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