next jcm thing

-jr

and have some more

some of our 2nd set from May Days
-jr

May Bash!

-jr

v-tech

-jr

That was a May Days

-jr

Rare Pic of Marcie Bolan

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Kelly Oxford-Cunt Fashion Report

Ok so May Days Part One was a blast and I will have a revue up sometime this weekend, but I have more important fish to fry...

Here is a shot of one of my mortal enemies, Kelly Oxford, she of the made up kid tweets and twitter celeb fellating. Who dressed this bitch? It is on the furthest planet from Hot, and it is nowhere close to being ironic, which leaves her in a no man's land of, "Oh shit, I better have my rich husband buy me better clothes!!!"  What a joke.  Keep pandering to Oprah for a retweet, nobody.  Trivia:  In her little binder are the next 4 pilots everyone will be polite to but ultimately not pick up.  Hahahahahahahaha.

So May Days Part 2 is Saturday, at the Park Bar, not a library, moving up to a bar. 9pm.

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Bryan Metro

Back to School

Sorry I haven't posted much this week.  I've been busy with this online lit class and working on being edgy.  However, it is my duty to inform you that according to the very basic article in this week's Metro Times, it is now "Fest Season".  The last two weeks were Blowout, and this weekend is May Days.  May Days features a lot of bands that played at Blowout.  However, May Days is a lot cheaper and from what I observed at Blowout in regards to turn out, many of you didn't catch many bands at Blowout.  Because my band is playing May Days I am obligated to remind you that this is happening today and tomorrow.  If my band wasn't playing May Days then I would be using this space to rip on all of the bands playing on May days.  I still May do that.  However, the community of local rock is strong and this will probably be one of the good fests (Because my band is playing.  Otherwise it would be a suck fest).

In other news, -jr sent this to me.  The latest Kickstarter.  And also the most baffling.  They say the record will be made whether they get the money or not, but if they do get the money the record will be better.  Someone please explain to me how this works.  And then explain to Tesco Vee how Kickstarter works.

Finally I have been fighting a bit of the stomach bug.  I caught the bug.  So, anyway, when I threw up this morning I snapped a pic of it and want to share it with you all.  Have a great weekend slurries!

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

final push of pushing it in

May Days is this weekend. Are you mega-excite?


-jr

Blowout Saturday Ferndale Review

On my last legs.  Left leg has dissolved.  Not as post-fucked up as Awesome Fest 1, but close.
Ferndale, Saturday:

Odd Hours= Great, sexy, awesome

Comedy at Sushi Place=  Surprisingly good.  Why it wasn't at Go Comedy, well.... This is Blowout.

Watching one armed Asian poker player on Fox Sports at Sushi place= funnier than comedy

Alexis=  My favorite act of Blowout.  Fucking great.  I danced.  I never dance.

The Beggars=  Awesome, energy, fun, packed crowd.  Aka not Cold Wave

I'm done.  See everyone at May Days. Fri/Sat this week.

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro