Out now on Checkers Records Collective, the new LP by JCM, "The Fall of Bryan Metro".

Listen To This Now!!!!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Cut the Crap Detroit. Pizza, Kids, and the Turned Cheek

Ok, haven't had many posts this week, but my advocate Arthur who runs the Lee's Talent Search page sent me a bunch of screencaps regarding "pizza" from somebody local, and I can't keep it quiet anymore.

I know the age of consent in Michigan is 16 so everything going on is technically legal, but for an older man to try to take advantage of younger dudes makes me sick using the hopes "they will make it big".  To use the "code" of "pizza" is even more lame.  You're not in L.A. buddy.

Well this pisses me off because I have spent 10 years getting ripped on for having a shitty band but nobody stuck up when I spouted the truth.  Now, in 2017, we have a glorified pedo (but legal) wandering around every Fest with a harem of kids....yes they're kids, but there he is vampiring (made that verb up) off of them.

And all the "punk" local stalwarts who beg you to come to Shelly's every FUCKING DAY on my feed turn the other cheek like its a-ok.  Pussies.

This has been going on since I got into this rot of a local scene and it saddens me to see so many not care.  I have no shows coming up, no books to sell (yet), no revenue from this site.  Yet I have zero incentive to point this out.  Am I that bad a guy after all? Nobody may care around here, but I do, and people need to be called out. Anybody who reads this blog knows who I am talking about. Enough is enough. I will let you connect the dots.  I will LEAn on caution and just water the ROSEs EN hopefully let them BLOOM one last time this year.


This is THE GAME THAT MOVES AS YOU PLAY,
Bryan Metro

Friday, September 15, 2017

Something positive

Okay, it's Friday and been a relatively quiet week.  I am going to take some time away from complaining about Electric Six using Kickstarter to fund European vacations, and Nancy Whiskey laundering money, and scoffing at Local "Talent" Searches and instead, to focus on something positive.  Below is a positive article about one of the "good guys", the Temple Bar.  I do not know anybody who works there or the owner, but it still is a good story.  Check it:  Temple Bar

I have been there once and had zero problems (they even have a house dog for you animal lovers), and was treated with nothing but respect.  It is one of those bars that nobody really talks about but the locals love it.  They also didn't buckle with the new arena advances.  They could have easily pulled a "UFO Factory Special" and agreed to let it be accidentally demolished and recoup the money via Go Fund Me's and insurance and then go on vacation that same week.....but I digress.  It is so tough to endorse something in this corrupt city, and these days my endorsements are like a kiss of death, but only with people who are content with turning the other cheek, so that's why I'm looking out for the little guy.  Plus it's close to Cinema Detroit, a great local venue to catch hard to find movies. So this is me at my most kindest.

God knows, the last thing I want to see is another "Come to Kelly's Bar in Hamtramck" post EVERY FUCKING DAY on my FB feed, and if I want to spend my time with geezers I will do it with authentic geezers and not any "never was's".  Its old.  Try something new, with integrity and not fake punk pathos, and support a place that didn't sell out.  What more punk is that? Okay, that was a little minor anti-Kelly's rant, but when you house the Hamtramck Music Fest Hive....well you're on my radar. 
Finally, save all your "You've only been there once" comments.  I had no idea it existed, and I think that my post today hopefully puts it on a few people's radars.  I'll be back in Oct. before the WWE Hell in a Cell ppv where Kevin Owens and Shane McMahon will tear it up.  Main event- Lee vs. Woodcock in the cage.  Mud match.

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Electric 6 Rant.....Disappoint.

Metro here.  I was a fan.  But I can't be anymore...

Electric 6, you have betrayed me. I, like everyone else, loved the first 3 albums (I even liked the 4th!) but you have betrayed your audience.  You have went from being the jesters to being the tossers.  It all started years ago when you stopped making decent records....NO.
This all started years ago when my Dick Valentine screen print was not signed at a Blowout.

Then the law of diminishing returns continued.
Kickstarter after Kickstarter after Go Fund Me.  Help ussss!!!!! (But ignore the fact we're touring Europe.  Nothing to see there).

Then, jump cut to present day.  They actually have a Groupon for their St. Andrews show.  A groupon.....  Y'know, now I feel bad so here is the link to buy tickets HERE
But if you want to use the Groupon, please go there instead.  The JCM has never had to resort to Groupon for any of their shows, so I have some sympathy for E 6.  Everybody, get out and support your local legends.  Maybe they will even say "Our next album will be like our first" like that hasn't happened for the past 5....


From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Monday, September 11, 2017

A Metro Apology-Nancy Whiskey

Metro here, with a rare apology.  I am always bitching on here about comments and things that suck and MOST importantly asking Constant Readers to send me any leads.

So a week or so ago I got a private message from somebody saying I should look into Nancy Whiskey bar in Detroit for "stuff".  I did a courtesy check and saw some stuff that was sketchy but actually bored me.  I didn't see any "juice" in the story.  I was thinking of "hits" and not reporting what's happening.  This is my fault, and I take ownership of it.  I had all the info, the tip, a week before this Freep article came out and I was distracted by bad Craig Brown videos.  Here is the Freep article:
Detroit Corruptions Harder

Once again I am sorry to the Constant Readers and my person of interest on the street giving me the leads.  I will not fail you again.  I'm not being paid for any of this, and if I was I would be handcuffed by the powers that be, but Nancy Whiskey is just another cash grab scam.  I can go into it further, but the Freep article covers it, and you don't need me to make any personal jabs against the people involved like I do with......


Lee's Talent Search...

Metro Times has already bogarted the Freep article as their own and took a day off from covering the Kid Rock non-issue and ignoring UFO Factory and the underage music trafficking story that is just waiting to be busted.  Whatever.  This is just an apology and it means nothing....

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Monday-Protests-C. Brown Band- Pizza

Metro here! Let me start right off by saying I phoned this in more than usual.  Basically, a hodgepodge of my thoughts on the state of things all Detroit.

First off I went to my first Lions game this weekend.  It was a blast.  Met Herman Moore and Lomas Brown.  They're fans.  Can somebody add a Brazzers logo.
I woke up today (I know really!) and really didn't have any focus on any type of posts, so I grabbed the blender and will stream of consciousness this shit....

Next- The big story is the organized protest of the Kid Rock show to open the new arena that shall not be named.  As reported earlier last week, lots a people at Metro Times are pissed about this because when I think about a paragon of the community I think of Metro Times who fleeced Blowout till it died.  But they are so pissed at Kid Rock (not a friend) and also previous cover stories no longer count and never existed.  Its a running joke that they post a daily article bitching about it and most are written by this Violet Iknowhowtowrite (covered in previous post).  Now, there is this group: Metro Detroit Political Action Network" who are staging some probably unorganized protests at the shows.  They have already blocked me because dialogue is so passe these days, I guess.  No links to either the article or this group because you haven't earned that yet.

Soooo, I, myself, will be covering the protest Tuesday and I don't even have any interest in the concert.  What I plan on doing is asking every protester two questions: 1) What are you protesting? and 2) How come you haven't protested for the past 20 years?  I cannot wait for the "deer in headlights" look after Ques. 2.  So if any of the thousand Constant Readers are protesting, consider this a spoiler alert.  I'm not going to make fun (the Tunde sign is retired), but I honestly want to hear people's voices and trust me, you won't get that from any local journalists from Violet/MT to Milo.

Next- I actually had a dialogue with Metro Times about my complaints regarding the lack of follow-up on the UFO Factory incident.  I mean we have 10+ posts about the Kid Rock show because that's easier than Marcie Bolen.  But what happened to the UFO Factory fallout??  Did the money raised via the benefit/Go Fund Me actually go to the employees as stated?  Was there any skimming?  Did the construction company follow through on matching the Go Fund Me goal?  Did any of this even happen?  What is the current situation regarding the land/lease or possible new location?  Does this even matter?  Everybody has gone silent about it, even the bands that hopped on the charity tribute train. There is your real story Metro Times, not some recycled click-bait garbage.  That is, unless you want me and my advocate Arthur Heath to come out of retirement....

Next-  I was going to rant about the DIY Fest, but my last post about it was among the least read, so why bother?  That's what happens when you give Jesse Shepherd Bates the keys to the Pontiac Aztek.

Next-  This video showed up on my Facebook feed today.  I have never blocked anybody in 10+ years but I was close here.  Here is the Craig Brown Band at the Hamtramck Labor Fest:  Waste of Time
God-awful.  And these are the people getting the big push around town in 2017!  Its like Peter Dinklage, Fake Judah Friedlander, and Hip in Detroit formed a band....  I love how there are no crowd shots (or audible crowd) and how they cut the vid after the song before any type of response.  Also, the Size 12 redhead isn't even singing and looks lost.  No crowd reaction, no crowd shown.  Third Man Records is on Line 1: "Can we call this experiment a failure yet?"

Finally-  The "Gabe's Bad Dye Job" site is no longer banned on Facebook.  However, due to being reported, they have had to change their name.  It is now called "Lee's Talent Search" and you can find it here:
Lee's Talent Search
Pop-Up Parties!!!

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro


Friday, September 8, 2017

Cliff Notes-Metro Times-Race Bait

Okay so its Friday so I may have to phone this one in.  Metro here.  As on schedule, Metro Times posted their daily anti-Little Caesar's Arena, anti-Kid Rock, anti-white mayor post.  I won't post the link to it here because it immediately takes you to a Jack Daniels mandatory pop-up ad (for the 80% of people who don't use Adblocker) which gives them instant $$.

I swear the main dude there (I've given up trying to figure out who that is anymore) had to have sent out a memo to their staff writers.  I have managed to find a rough draft of that memo and will post it here.  This is a rough draft and in no way was ever sent to the staff.  This is my way of saying its satire for the idiot Constant Readers:

"Hey everyone, drop your linen and start your grinnin'.  Its your Editor in Chief.  We have nabbed a pretty good deal with some ad people and need to step up on our internet hits.  The weekly mag is covered via the hydroponic revenue, but the online traffic is dwindling.  If that keeps up we may have to cancel Blowout. Anthony Morrow, JSB, and CJohnst don't come cheap y'know.  So here's the deal.  I need everybody to step it up with your click-bait articles.  Bring up race, the city, the dreaded "white male" demographic (present editor excluded).  Do what you have to do.  Jack Daniels has signed on to have a pop up ad for every article clicked which means more money for me....NO, us.  Sorry.  Too much Starbucks today. Quick tangent, at least my barista was a female minority today so I didn't feel thaaaat guilty.  Okay back to the matters at hand.  Click bait articles up the azz.  I need at least one article about Little Caesars Arena/Kid Rock per day.  MINIMUM!  Also, for anybody on the staff who fancies themselves an actual journalist don't even think about bringing up that UFO Factory bust-up that everybody was talking about a few weeks ago.  That has officially been swept under the rug, mitts were greased, and the general public does not need to know about any type of resolution.  The venues did their "charity" shows and we all move on.  So fuck off on that.  Jack Daniels is waiting people. This is the time for all of you writers who think they will have a career in....uhhh writing to step up to the plate.  I'm looking at you Violet.  One article per day on all the talking points listed above.  I won't bother to edit them for facts, just post them.  The log on password is "RealDetroit" (case sensitive).  Get to work!"

Whew, what a read!  The "Violet" in question is Violet Ikonomova, the writer who seems to have a hard on against the Little Caesars Arena and by proxy, the Kid Rock thing.  Let me preface my opinion by saying I'm not the biggest Kid Rock fan in the world.  As far as the arena being partially funded by taxpayers, well it happens.  It actually happens everywhere.  The rich get richer, and all that jazz.  But it does create jobs, and it does create overflow revenue for other local businesses, many of whom pay to advertise with the Metro Times (especially during Best of Detroit season).  As for Violet.  She's just doing her mandated job I guess, poorly, but still doing her job because she's now on my radar.  Oh, almost forgot, here's her MT profile:
Violet's MT profile
And here is her FB.  Its public so no worries of any privacy issues, plus it has bonus content of her posting her own articles with added "spice"
Violet's FB profile
Basically she should just team up with the Seraphine Collective and take down all the corruption in the city (no UFO Factory tho...) and then Detroit will be such a better place.  Well, until their collective loft in Corktown is broken into.

That's it everyone for this week.  Have a safe weekend.  I will not be standing for the national anthem for NFL Week 1 however.  Because I'll probably still be asleep. Have a good one!


From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Metro Times/Kid Rock Update!!

Hey all, Metro here, and ohhwhoooo boy I'm on a roll lately, eh?  I guess it makes up for zero posts in 2014.

Anyway the Metro Times FB page has posted their weekly anti- Little Caesars Arena/Kid Rock post of the week.  Just to get it out of the way, read it here: We hate pizza but turn the cheek at young'un pizza!

So if you decided not to click, it basically is the same old, same old whining about tax-payers partially paying for arena and having Kid Rock open it.
First off this happens everywhere, not just Detroit, and will always happen.  All the roads lead to money, and that will never change.  If you have read the last written Podcast you will get this inside joke:  I'm not the biggest Kid Rock fan in the world BUT, if this was such an issue why wasn't it brought up years ago when he did the multiple concerts at DTE gimmick.  Was it fine then?  And its not fine now?

I'm just using logic here.  Dude hasn't used the Confederate Flag in years, but when he did, everybody was fine with it?  See, none of this makes any sense. And here is the quote from the "Reverend Charles Williams II (working on his tax returns as we speak)" from the protest: "we’re definitely gonna launch a campaign that says we don’t want anymore hot and readies".
Really?  Really? I stopped reading after his misspelled "going to".

This is just a mini-rant because the Metro Times seems to have a hard-on lately for Little Caesars Arena and by proxy, the jobs and revenue it would create for Detroit.  Oh for sure, the suits will make their money, but how is that different from any other big city locale??? Yeah, it sucks, but people will be making money, and jobs will be out there.  Maybe Metro Times should move from Ferndale (or wherever their phantom site is in Ohio, etc) to the vacant Russell Bazaar site and turn that around using your own non-taxpayer money.  Yehhhh, don't see that happening.

This from the same sponsor that let a Detroit institution like Blowout go to pasture. Without any explanation/journalism to boot.....

Hey maybe we can get Sugarman Rodriguez to write a protest song about it!!!  Oh wait, he vanished after his little local push.....just like everybody else.  Pussies.

And to think I could've written for them a few years ago with a concept I created that would hype local acts and venues on a weekly basis but was denied due to me having to water my style down. For shame.
That's this week's pipebomb


From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

DIY Fest Early Prevue-Ferndale

Well now that the Hamtramck Labor Day Fest is in the books it is time to move on to the next Fest.  But before that I encourage you to visit my coverage of the Labor Fest here:
Metro's Labor Dye Job Fest

Now its on to one of the final local cash grabs, and one of the shadiest not associated with Hamtramck in town:  The DIY Fest.  I plan on also covering the Fest with a photo blog (with a different disguise of course, more on that later).  The music lineup was recently released and good lord is it putrid.  I will cover it here but I regret complaining the same bands play all the time.  I'm stunned:  No Caveman, no Duende, no Odd hours (just kidding), and even worse no George Morris and the Washed Up Chorus.  Instead we have this:

DIY Music Sept 22nd

WAB MAIN STAGE  9:30 PM  JOE HERTLER & THE RAINBOW SEEKERS -  Never heard of them
8:30 PM HANDGRENADES -Holy shit, how did the Handgrenades secure a slot on the Main Stage with the pedigree of a Fest like this?
7:30 PM MACINAC  -Never heard of them
6 PM  THE OUTER VIBE - Your guess is as good as mine....


THE LOVING TOUCH STAGE  11 PM BARS OF GOLD - 10 PM  THE OSCILLATING FAN CLUB  
So basically after looking at the whopping 2 bands on the Loving Touch stage, we can safely say this is the Blowout 2008 Tribute show......


DIY Music Sept 23rd

WAB MAIN STAGE  9:30 PM  REVEREND PEYTON'S BIG DAMN BAND -That screams Saturday headliner....
8 PM  WILSON -  Well if any of these acts get covered by Metro Times this will...
 7 PM  TART - They misspelled "PASS"
6 PMMESSENGER BIRDS - I'm actually getting bored typing up this pre-prevue.
5 PM  OLUPUS - Never heard of them.  Is this Prussia's new band?
4 PM  VIRGINIA VIOLET AND THE RAYS - Don't
3 PM BEN KEELER BAND -Care
2 PM  AFTER DARK AMUSEMENT PARK - About
12:30  BILLY BRANDT & THE SUGAREES -Any of these acts...

THE LOVING TOUCH STAGE  12 AM SIAMESE -Is this the Seraphine Collective sponsored group?  More importantly, are they even still around?
11 PM ANCIENT LANGUAGE - Never heard of.
10 PM  GOLD CRAYON   -Never heard of.


DIY Music Sept 24th

WAB MAIN STAGE  8:30 BEAR VS SHARK  7 PM MUSTARD PLUG  5:30 ROYAL SWEETS  4:30 PM RYAN DILLAHA & THE MIRACLE MEN  3:30 THE ERERS  2:30 PM SIX AND THE SEVENS  1:20 PM THE BLACK DROPS  12:30 PM CABIN 7 -Okay I'm so completely bored by all of this at this point that I cannot even muster up the motivation to look up any of these bands. I'm still pushing for Jamaican Queens teaming up with Zoos of Berlin for the "I'm washed up and only 28" world tour. Was Carjack out of town?Lets get on to more important matters...

I plan on holding a contest to see who can come up with the best disguise for me when I photo coverage DIY Fest with the winner getting a slot on my Blowout set when it gets started back up in 4 years.  Right now the frontrunner is going as Lee Majors and bringing my friend's 2 teen/pre-teen sons as garnish.
  Second place is Woodman with a portable dunk tank like the Karate Kid Halloween costume.  So step it up constant readers!!!

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro







Monday, September 4, 2017

Monday Ham/Det Labor Day Coverage!

*UPDATE*-  The Gbe's Bad Dye Job site was reported as being profane (had to grab my dictionary) and has since been taken down.  It has been replaced by Lee's Talent Search 

Metro here! Alright, to everyone who said I did nothing regarding any type of coverage for the Hamtramck Labor Day Fest, and that I was "boring", well I give you this.  And don't fluff yourselves for thinking you made me do it.  It was the plan all along.  But first, let me re-post my verbiage from the last post:

"And this is me at my most genuine....if you are a band playing then you are responsible to promote yourself to get as many people out as possible. I know many friends who depend on their vending pop-up's for income and it pisses me off that so many bands feel so entitled.  And I don't mean a lazy re-post of a flier or even a youtube clip, or a FB message saying "Hey come check us out!".  You need to sell yourselves, and from the pictures I've seen, that didn't happen this weekend. Say what you will about the JCM, there is no debate that we didn't sell the shit out of whatever show would take a chance on us, and we always delivered from 3 Blowouts to the 1st HamFest; people were there.  Some wanted to see what would happen, some to maybe take a shot at the title but pussed out, but people were there.  I don't see that today.  Its just the Chad Brown Band looking to pick up their next gimmie handout. Now that statement is not "boring", that is the truth.  Blowout is toast, HamFest is on the ropes, Labor Day Fest is up in the air.  Why am I the only one who has been able to make this connection.  Ship these committees out of town.  Old men......"

Okay, I was buzzed and agitated, but still...
Monday I decided to hit up the Tigers game to test out my Gabe's Bad Dye Job disguise and then the Labor Day Fest in the hopes of seeing Tunde Olaniran because when I think of Hamtramck, I think of Tunde, who may have the record of "most pushes in the local music scene without catching on" (2nd place Prussia/Jamaican Queens, or whoever they're calling themselves these days).  But then I saw that Tunde was playing at 9pm and it crashed my plans.  First off, I'm not waiting 5 hours after the game for that,  Second off, who is going to be sticking around at 9pm on Labor Day Monday after a weekend-long Fest?  I need to people watch, and Bankrupt House Media and their cameras do not count.  Finally, a 9pm Tunde show guarantees that all of the food tents will be empty and all out of kielbasas.

However, after the Tigers game, I made the call to hit up the Labor Day Fest.  I did want to catch the Tunde set because he was the biggest act playing Monday, but time was against me.  Because of threats made against me, I was forced to go in disguise as Gabe's Bad Dye Jobson. To any new readers, my alter ego sexually harassed a JCM friend on social media asking her "Who in JCM are you fucking?" (Answer=none=Ooops).  And then he took down the post like a total pussy and proceeded to drop out of this year's Hamtramck Music Fest to play at UFO Factory (RIP) because of some halfwit named Laura Rock (great name....if you shop at Showtime).  Anyway, here's this chump.


To be honest, I have no idea if Bad Dye Job Gabe is even affiliated with the Labor Day Fest, nor in any way do I insinuate that he is.  He just happened to be the best disguise I had available because nobody knows who he is anyways.  And he made a mistake, and he pissed me off.  He made an enemy.. Jump cut to:

Labor Day- I woke up late (of course) and arranged for a ride to the Tigers game and Labor Day Fest because I had already had dressed up in my Bad Dye Job costume and did not want to risk another hit and run episode, especially if I got pinched portraying somebody else.  I also decided not to call Asia Mock for a ride (obviously) because I actually wanted to get to the events in one piece.  I'm guessing the Asia Suck Uber service is not publically traded (inside jokes).  Okay to the actual revue:

Here is Old Empire Metro at the game!!!


After the game, Bad Job Metro made it to the Ham Labor Day Fest and tried to hit up as many artisans and foodies paying (who?) to sell their wares.  Here's a cuppa pics....
That's the 4pm slot where an act was removed to "fake complaints".  I did see Lee Majors floating around but he did a '180 and headed for the hills.  I missed out on an interview...
I then felt the "heat" starting to pile up so I did my method acting Gabe impersonation and played "Rocky Raccoon" for a couple Muslim kids.  When that didn't work, I went full on Brando and impersonated Lee impersonating Gabe trying to give a cuppa bucks to some Muslim kids.


Next I was off to find out exactly where he ran off to.  Fuck.  Hit a roadblock.  Just as I got to the kids area, this happens...


Wandered back to band area...

Started to get winded so I decided to split and miss the storm/Tunde show.  I did spot Lee and Woodcock though discussing who....I mean where to eat after. It was, all in all, a good time.


Last night, I did catch Channel 7's coverage of the Fest.  They actually said "dozens of people".  I'm not making this up!  This is like the Anti-Trump of rhetoric.  Can we please get the people running these things out of town ASAP. I mean that in terms of who booked the musical acts, which are a big draw to these fests, if you do it right.... Even funnier, was me seeing that multiple acts played both the Hamtramck Labor Fest and Arts, Beats, and Eats this weekend.  If you gave a shit about your local community you would promote yourself, sell the event, and stick to your guns.  Nope.  Not here.... "Dude", "Polish Muslims", and "Kubat, Finlay, and Nobody" look to have doubled down on crowd apathy this weekend.

In closure, I tried to collect as many local artists/craftsmen/foodies I encountered and will list them here.  THESE are the people that could use your support. Not the 4th Craig Brown Band attempt at getting over....

SUPPORT

- National Suicide Prevention 1-800-273-8255
- Steven Vincent Posters
- House of Renata
- Expressions Body Art
- Jodi Lynn's Emporium of Doodles
- Showcase Hamtramck Design
- Lost in Sound
- Traveling 8-Ring Apothecary
- Bon Bon Bon
- October Academy

There ya go!  In 3 minutes I listed 10 vendors that none of the promoters or music acts gave a rub to.

Once again these are the independent vendors that were at the Fest that none of the promoters or acts playing bothered to promote, and can use your money.  These are the people to support.  And to the local acts that I have laid off on because you are on my friend list yet turn a blind eye towards all the crap and corruption in this scene, just so you can hop on to the next show, look in the mirror, say "That's me", step it up, or else the next post will be about you.  You know who you are. Punk rock Detroit?  Hardly...

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Hamtramck Labor Day Bust

Hello all, Metro here and yes I am a jerk.  I'm here with a partial revue of this year's Hamtramck Labor Day Fest.  I say "partial" because I decided not to accept the volunteer spot due to a few poorly veiled threats sent to me, along with taking watch over the grey kittie who has decided to move into the backyard.  Now don't get cocky you haterz, the threats really didn't phase me, and they never have.  Okay, full disclosure, I did plan on attending early in the day but I ended up sleeping till 3pm.

So instead, I decided to live vicariously from those attending via social media.  It did take me a while to find any actual content, but from what I did see, it looked really, really dead.  I'm talking JCM on a Thursday dead.  I'm talking George Morris interview in the Metro Times dead.  Yeah, that kind of dead.

I know that some constant readers will accuse me of complaining rather than supporting, but let me assure you, that the low turnout stings me.  That's real talk.  I feel bad for the local artists/craftsmen/foodies who are naive to the bureaucratic bullshit that goes on with these fests.  But I do have to say that it's up to those in charge of organizing these things to sell me on the event.  Sell me this pen.  That's not going to happen when you trot out the same tired acts that haven't made a blip on anybody's radar all year.  Dear Dykeness?  Never happen, never will.  Craig Brown Band? Has the Third Man juggernaut behind them, yet still can't get over.  The Idiot Kids??....well here is a pic from their set today...

Yeah, I know the angle benefits my argument, but I didn't really find any other pics, so do with that as you will.  As Bobby "the Brain" would say... "You can cut the electricity......with a knife."

Add all that up in addition to competing with Arts Beats & Eats in a much trendier area (ask Metro Times) and its a recipe for disaster.
Speaking of disasters, I did see pics posted of donation boxes for the Houston situation.  Now that is pretty cool, and a wonderful cause.  I made my donation via a different method, but it is cool that a working class city would give to people hundreds of miles away.  But PLEASE keep Eugene Strobe as far away from the donation boxes as possible.

Finally, I'm not the most tech-savvy person in the world (have you seen this site??) but I did try to set up a free mobile app to track where Lee Majors is at any time during the Fest.  For your health.  Alas, I didn't get it up in time.  Sorry for that.

I still want to hit up the Fest the remaining days.  But you'll never know when.  So keep your eyes open constant readers.

Yikes.....

And this is me at my most genuine....if you are a band playing then you are responsible to promote yourself to get as many people out as possible. I know many friends who depend on their vending for income and it pisses me off that so many bands feel so entitled.  And I don't mean a lazy re-post of a flier or even a youtube clip, or a FB message saying "Hey come check us out!".  You need to sell yourselves, and from the pictures I've seen, that didn't happen this weekend. Say what you will about the JCM, there is no debate that we didn't sell the shit out of whatever show would take a chance on us, and we always delivered from 3 Blowouts to the 1st HamFest; people were there.  Some to see what would happen, some to maybe take a shot at the title but pussed out, but people were there.  I don't see that today.  Its just the Chad Brown Band looking to pick up their next gimmie handout. Now that statement is not "boring", that is the truth.  Blowout is toast, HamFest is on the ropes, Labor Day Fest is up in the air.  Why am I the only one who has been able to make this connection.  Ship these committees out of town.  Old men......

And that's a Pipe....errr From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Help!!! A dilemma!

Hey folks Metro here.  I have made the call to do just one written Podcast per week since some people like it and others don't.  However, I am in a pinch right now.
This afternoon I received a text from the Hamtramck Labor Day Festival regarding my volunteer application.  Now I have vague memories of filling out the application but don't really remember what I put on it.  Apparently, my phone number was one.  I may have referenced the HamFest/Ben's Encore stuff in the "about me" section, but it was probably 3 in the morning and I most likely drunk so there may not have even been an "about me" section. 

Anyway, I digress.  So my volunteer app was approved by the Labor Day committee and I have the Saturday evening shift if I choose to accept. First off, much respect to the committee for actually responding to the app (I've been ignored in the past by other fests, fairs, and Blowout.  With Blowout I could understand because I tried to volunteer when I was scheduled to play and wanted to work the door during the show).
But I have a dilemma.  In the time since filling out the app I have acquired primo Tigers tickets for that day.  So lets take a look at the pros and cons.....

Tigers Pro's-  Primo seats + potential to sleep with Prince Fielder's wife (if she's there).

Tigers Con's-  The season is basically over and everyone is hurt or on waivers.

Labor Day Fest Pro's-  The opportunity to help out the local community by offering my services free of charge, and my services are always 100% maxed out bay-bay, something the Hamtramck community isn't used to based on what I saw earlier this year with the Music Fest.  The feeling of satisfaction seen in a young child's eyes who has not been exposed to the horrors that await them (while I steal some of his popcorn).  Finally, the opportunity to multi-task and cover the event for the Lavender Blog and give the local music readers the type of honest coverage you won't find from your Hip in Detroit's or Milo's...

Labor Day Fest Con's-  Emphasis on "con's".  I mean really.  I have spent the entire year, hell the entire past 10 years ribbing, poking, exposing (no pedo), the local music scene and out of nowhere they extend an olive branch??!!  Something is amiss in the state of Denmark (for you Faulkner fans).  Not sure if I buy it.  I am to meet in a "parking lot near the car wash on Caniff".  Seems reasonable.  Then I checked the acts who would be playing during my shift:
Dear Darkness-  Sucks.  Total feminazi headcases who like to get people get kicked off bills. What do we got here?  A cuppa bitches? A cuppa bitches?  What next? Asia Muck parking cars?

The Idiot Kids-  Okay gotta be careful here.  They're a really cool band who is getting a well-deserved push and are already signed to Jett Pizza Records (see what I did there? Cool, now see what I really did there?), so all the best to them.  Whew, I made it through without even a Lee reference....  OH DAMMIT!
Anyway, here is a clip of an interview with them with Sadie from Hip in Detroit.  I can't vouch for the entire interview because I only made it to the 0.13 mark where she said "I wanted to get to know you for MYSELFS".  I'm not making this up.  There are so many ways to dissect that.  See for yourselfs!

Craig Brown Band-  You all know I am a huge fan of this act.  Okay, my hypocrisy only goes so far, Wyatt.  I have made a year out of roasting these chumps (and this is coming as an admirer of Terrible Twos).  This act is so forced....forced in so many ways, the whole country angle to appease Third Man Records, the whole forced down everybody's throats at every single major show there is, the whole drunk version of the Jamaican Queens gimmick where you can switch out drugs with booze, "Oh look, I'm drunk, look how drunk I look in these professionally shot promo pics."  So lame.  And the backup band.... What da we got here?  A cuppa passes?  A cuppa passes?

The only thing missing from this stellar lineup is Queen Kwong.  That would make it a Royal Flush of Ass.  But we all know why she won't be there.  I covered that a few posts ago.  She hates Detroit and probably there was little to promote/profit from a lowly Labor Day Fest. (Craig Brown you have a ways to go my friend).
If I decide to volunteer and show up at the parking lot I fully expect Joe Don Baker to be there with a cuppa guys with 2 pipes and a bike chain....

But wouldn't it make for a good story?  So, help me out constant readers.  What does one choose?


From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Monday, August 28, 2017

Written Podcast-Social Media and the Notorious "But"

Metro checking in with our next installment of the experimental "Written Podcast" where me and a host of co-hosts riff on topics online and then transcribe them here.  Today, my co-host is Written Podcast original Robert "Eddie" Lee.  Eddie and I riffed on social media trends today and there were a few decent points I couldn't let disappear into the desert.

The discussion started around when I made a social media post:
"Totally forgot that the MTV VMA's were on last night, thank god (although they'll probably replay them 50 times this week). My written podcast co-host Eddie Lee said how long can they go on without playing videos and they should just have it on youtube (valid point). Basically its all about fashion these days. There's nothing so awkward and embarrassing than a "celebrity" on MTV trying to make a statement and then cue the predictable crowd shot of pretty entitled teens in the crowd cheering. The irony is that those kids' parents most likely voted for Trump. This is in no way a Pro-Trump post. Just stating some facts."

The main crux of our Podcast is "The Disclaimer Issue"

*Insert New York Times tweet about the Mayweather/McGregor fight describing McGregor as "bloodied and about to fall through the ropes", sent by Eddie

Metro- They didn't even watch the fight lol. I haven't seen a legitimate publication take a hit lately like the NYT.

Eddie- That’s a TMZ-level headline. Hell, I bet even TMZ got it right. Also, I believe that climate change is happening, just not to the degree that many espouse. Regardless, this is just a dumb argument that I’ve seen repeated by many people with more depth than Alyssa Milano.
So what caused the flood 500 years ago? Or the 500 before that? Pyramid construction?

*Insert Alyssa Milano tweet*


Metro- "Look what Goddddd did to us man". My looney LA high school friend just posted recently that we should tear down the white house because it is a symbol of minority oppression and build a new one....... 

Eddie- She may want to wait until Trump is out of office. I don’t think she would like his rebuilding plans.

Metro-  Sometimes I'm not the only person who dares to disagree with somebody on a social forum.  One of my favorite comments was "They'll just give Trump Jr. the building contract."  Also at the VMA's I guess they also trotted out the mother of the Charlottesville girl too.

Eddie- Eh, to be fair that’s par for the course now. All sides do it to some degree. Doesn’t make it any less exploitive. Trump bringing out Bill Clinton’s rape accusers at a presidential debate is the current high watermark.

Metro- Lol, I already forgot about that!

Eddie- The funny part about that whole thing was the reaction from many on the left. They were more incensed about Donald Trump doing that than they were about Bill Clinton’s rape accusations. That’s hypocrisy at its finest.
Flip the script; where do you think the outrage would be directed then?

Metro- I have given up trying to debate anybody these days

EddieI saw your post on Facebook about the VMAs. One phrase I’ve seen increasing in usage on social media amongst those of my friends who tend to be centrists (I include myself in that group, despite where others would place me), “I’m not a Trump supporter, but...”

Metro- I've said that in all my posts since the start. My stance is I like him because he entertains me, which says a lot about me considering I'd rather be entertained than fixing the country.

Eddie- I guess I just think it’s ridiculous that people in the middle feel the need to preface any of their stances with “I don’t support Trump, but” lest they be associated with Nazis or whatever else they’re trying to pin to him. Says a lot about that side of the aisle.

Metro- Maybe it is a subconscious thing I didn't pick up on. I have made it public that when I voted I didn't vote for either. I just voted on local stuff like library millages and local offices. That's true though, maybe it has been burned in my brain that I have to preface it. Which is unlike me because I hemorrhage more FB friends on a weekly basis than Natasha from Gold House Media.

EddieI saw your post and my sisters boyfriend’s comment in another thread, one after the other. Both use the same preface. I don’t know if he voted for Trump, and I really don’t care, but it was just an observation I made. I’ve seen other friends use the same language when going against the grain online.

Metro- I guess there are a few ways to look at it. I can't comment on anybody else but me, and I usually use it because of frustration that people would extrapolate that I was a Trump slappy instead of what I was actually trying to convey. As you said, a product of the times. If I say I'm not a Trump die-hard from the get-go then it diffuses that argument, and turns the focus to my actual post which I'd be more than happy to argue on.

Eddie- For sure. I’m sure it helps get your point through. The problem is the association of Trump to anything contrary to the accepted viewpoint in these bubbles. You and others are obviously cognizant of that. I guess that’s probably the case in any echo chamber.

Metro- To use my VMA post as an example, I would be bored with any comments like "Oh you're just saying that because you're a Trump supporter." In bored iz bored. But comments like "Why are you hating on people using their celebrity as a platform for change." Now THAT I can sink my teeth into.

Eddie- Fair point. My question is, how effective is it? Do they actually focus on your point or do they still try to shoehorn your opinion into whatever political box they deem appropriate?

Metro- Well most social media interaction I have is my comments on other people's posts. Nobody likes to comment on my stuff because they don't want to be associated with me haha. But it is effective however because it takes away the easiest argument. I also use that preface on my comments "Now I'm not a fan of Bryan Metro but..."

Eddie- “I’m not a misogynist and I support privacy laws, but isn’t The Fappening great?!” I’m using the Bryan Metro preface in all posts now.

Metro- Your observation did make me equal parts self-conscious and also wanting to troll you by starting all of my posts with: "I'm not a Trump supporter but you have to see this kitten."

Eddie- “I’m not a fan of Bryan Metro, but here’s some pics of my kids.”

Metro-  Oh shit, jinx!!


So that's it kiddos.  A couple decent points buried in there that hopefully gets some people to look at themselves in the mirror (unless they write for Hip in Detroit).  Thanks for reading and we'll have another one up later this week.  Wrestling themed.

From the Icemen Commeth,
Bryan Metro and Eddie Lee    

 

Friday, August 25, 2017

Metro's Mayweather/McGregor Prevue

*Note, normally I write all my posts out longhand and then type them up.  No time to do it for this one so if it seems more rambling than usual that's why.  See starting already....

Metro here.  Last week I had my Summerslam prevue for the biggest wrestling show of the Summer.  This weekend its the biggest "hyped" boxing match in history, Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor.

Now I'm no boxing master so this will probably be shorter than the actual fight.  I feel that they did some things right with the fight and some things wrong.
Right

The Fight Itself-  Will it be the greatest fight of all time?  No way Jose.  But they (who are "they" anyway?) managed to get the biggest name in boxing today to agree to a fight with one of the biggest names in MMA  This is the very definition of the fight that sells itself.

The Press Tour-  The four city press tour they did after the fight was made official was a stroke of genius. McGregor sold himself to a boxing world that may not be familiar with him or his antics in a big way.  I remember telling Eddie Lee, my written podcast co-host, at the time that the pressers would be more entertaining than the actual fight.  McGregor sold the fight during these with constant profanity, allegations that Mayweather could not read, and actually rubbing Mayweather's head at one point (a big no-no).  Mayweather was more subdued and laughed most of it off, but you could tell he was seething.  Great move by the fight's PR team.

Overall Hype- They were building up this fight even before it was made official.  Then the 4 city presser.  Then the Vegas presser this week.  Today's weigh in.  The fight itself probably won't be great but everyone involved made it feel like the fight of the century.  Hell, even Eddie Lee even created a Facebook event page for it.

Wrong

The Fight Itself- Yep, this one minor thing gets in the way of everybody's fun....they actually have to fight on Saturday.  This has the makings of a classic trainwreck where 90% of the viewers will be crying online about wanting their money back seconds after its over.  Mayweather is 40 and hasn't boxed in 2 years.  McGregor has never boxed in 29 years.  People need to realize they are paying for the spectacle, not a fight.  Doing so would help ease the worry that they just paid $100 for this.

Timing of the Press Tour-  As I mentioned above, the four city press tour was marketing genius.  However the timing sucked.  It happened so early in the build that it lost some of its luster.  It was entertaining as hell and would have been better closer to the fight.  However, I do understand logistics probably played into this as the fighters would be concentrating on conditioning, diet, sparring as it got closer.  We'll call this a draw.

Health of Participants-  Okay, right off the bat, both of these guys are making more money in one day than most of us would see in their lives so this isn't a pity party.  However, Mayweather is 40 years old and hasn't fought in 2 years and agreed to drop the weight of the gloves to a more mma friendly size.  Speaking of dropping weight, McGregor has to get down to 154lbs by 6pm today.  He usually fights at 170.  His training team said that after he makes weight he will rehydrate/diet back to 168lbs in time for the fight Saturday.  That can't be good for the human body.

Legitimacy of Fight- There is a reason the actual fight is not sold out yet, and its not quite the price tag.  People think this is just a cash grab by all involved.  There are some who don't even think it'll be a real fight.  That hit on credibility has hurt the build to this.  Will this be more Raging Bull or Thunderlips vs. Rocky?

The Betting Angle

I consider myself an amateur gambler, but with an addictive personality, so I like to follow most Vegas betting lines from home anywhere from baseball, basketball, especially football, and of course boxing/mma.  Interesting things have been going on once the fight was official. Mayweather opened at -2500, a gigantic favorite.  What that means is you would have to bet $2500 on him just to win $100.  For historical perspective, Mike Tyson was -4000 vs. Buster Douglas.  As of last week Mayweather dropped to -500, still the favorite, but nearly every casual bettor's bet was on McGregor for the upset, around a 50 bets to 1 click.  With that amount of money on McGregor, if he pulls off the upset, it could be the biggest financial loss in Vegas history.
But pump the brakes here....this week the "smart money" has started to come in. The high rollers have started to roll into town and place their bets.  Just yesterday two bets of a million dollars (one made in cash; nothing to see here) were placed on Mayweather, thus bumping his odds back to the -600 range.  What does all this mean?  Well lets get to....

The Prediction

Okay, after digesting all of the above, now we come to the prediction.  Me and my written podcast co-host Eddie Lee have discussed how the fight could go and came up with this.  McGregor comes out blazing (as he said he would) and gets the stunning knock out.  He's not winning via decision, lets not fool ourselves.  Mayweather comes out blazing as he said he would to make up for disappointing his fans with the Manny fight.  That just seems like lip service.  Mayweather has a "prop bet" on how many rounds the fight will last and will dictate the fight accordingly.  Or, finally, what most likely will happen....The first round will see a quick flurry followed by nothing monumental.  The 2nd round McGregor goes all in and is knocked out.  Metro has Mayweather in 2 rounds.

Bonus

You know I love my lists so I decided to throw in a bonus list of my Top 5 boxers of all time.  Its my list so if you bitch about it save your time and make your own.

5.  Mike Tyson-  I know his career record took a hit at the end but for one stretch in time he was the meanest, toughest, hardest hitting fighter on the planet and helped boxing get that new star to recover from Ali retiring.  That's top 5.

4.  Joe Louis-  Local bias here I guess.  I am familiar with his big fights and some of his not so big fights.  But he did mean a lot to Detroit.  He had an arena named after him along with the iconic big fist.  That's top 5.

3. Floyd Mayweather-  As much as it pains me to put him here, I kinda have to.  The pound for pound best fighter of his generation (both genders/never beat up a tranny....yet), and a perfect 49-0, soon to be 50-0.  Perhaps the best defensive fighter of all time.  That's top 5.

2. Muhammad Ali-  If you need me to recap all of his accomplishments in and out of the ring, you are reading the wrong blog.  Side note, I met him when I was in grade school at a signing.  He took time away from the line to do a card/magic trick for me.  Now that's top 5!

1.  Rocky Marciano-  My favorite boxer of all time.  When men fought men and didn't care about weight cuts and diet and probably had a fifth of whiskey the night before and the night after.  Oh and also undefeated.  That's top 5.

Have fun if you're watching tomorrow.  I may do a quick pop-up pop culture written podcast with Eddie Lee next week.



From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Serious post-For the underagers

Metro here,
You know me, I am notorious for pissing people off and getting bands kicked off shows, but lets get serious for a minute.


Numerous people have contacted me about potential underage trafficking that is going on in town where geezers use their clout to get young'uns gigs, records, or a push.  I've joked about it here before but only because of thing's I've witnessed and was just being a prick.

 However I have received numerous messages lately that it is indeed a real thing, and something that I should look into.  I haven't decided to fully look into it as of now, however immediately, if you are in a local band, underage, who feels they have been taken advantage of in any way, please contact my advocate at arthurheathca@hotmail.com and we can get the ball rolling. Don't worry I already have all of the names and info and they are in multiple places in case anything happens to me, but if it ends up being nothing, than nobody has anything to worry about and we all toast a pint!  We can chat over it over some pizza.  Hot N Ready Babay!

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Metro's First ever Experimental Podcast

Hey all, Metro here on a gloomy day with a weird idea.  Everybody and their mother has a podcast now.  Their easy, cheap, and fun....just like me.  You can listen to them on the way home from work or before bed. One thing I do hate are the video ones.  If I want a movie review I'd like to read it, not have to sit through a 30 minute youtube clip while on the toilet.

So I woke up today with a weird idea.  The very first ever written Podcast.  (If I'm wrong and there are others out there, I'm sorry and replace "first" with "best").
Hear me out.  Every day my life is relegated to private Facebook Messenger conversations.  Some are about politics, some about wrestling with local performance artists, some about the latest celebrity nude photos, but most are about pop culture.  And when I woke up today, I thought "Man, there is a lot of good content and opinions right there....all being lost in the ether."  So I decided to try something new and transcribe these conversations into a written Podcast form.  I've always wanted to do a real one but coordinating schedules made me lose interest.  This way, my thousands of weekly readers can read it on their own time.  Its an experiment, but if people react to it then I will do more.  Maybe some wrestling ones, maybe more lists.  As always...have fun with it.  So here we go.


Your hosts today will be me, Metro and co-host and pop culture savant Eddie Lee. I woke up today (at noon, as usual) to a link from Eddie from the BBC website listing what they view as the top 100 comedies of all time.  Everybody loves lists right????
I will include the link here so you can follow along: Top 100 Comedies

Eddie: It’s a British list so I guess you have to take it with a grain of salt (or whatever you put on British food to make it less bland).

Metro: Stopped reading when I got to Caddyshack at #65

Eddie: Yeppp

Metro: Stopped reading again when I got to Pulp Fiction at #46 (one ahead of Animal House). That's one of those comment-bait entries. C'mon, if there's anybody who knows comment-bait its me.  I have a folder of embarassing D. Brisbois photos saved on my laptop for future photoshops, and lets not get into Christina Criss (everyone has anyways).

Eddie: Pulp Fiction is kind of a stretch as a comedy but I guess its genre bending. And Clueless? GTFO. 
Take out Clueless and move any of the others up or throw in Superbad or Revenge of the Nerds (both missing).

Metro:  I'd pump the brakes on Revenge of the Nerds, but Clueless is definitely too high. However, most criminal snub- National Lampoons Vacation!

Eddie: Yikes I didn’t even notice that. Also (dating myself) no Dumb and Dumber or Old School. But let’s put Mean Girls in. Burn the list.

Metro: I date myself all the time.  About 5 times a week. Also no Planes, Trains, Automobiles.

Eddie: Jesus. I mean, I understand you have to include stuff like The General and a host of other classics which I probably haven’t seen, but give me a fucking break. Airplane top 10 is a good choice though..

Metro: Both John Hughes and Chevy Chase must not be popular in England. No Home Alone either. Loved it as a kid, though as a near 40, its a little dated. Good to see Lebowski get some love.
Airplane top 10, I approve

Eddie: Lebowski, Blazing Saddles top 20 has my approval, though Blazing Saddles could be bumped higher.

Metro: Alright, lets get down to it. Concentrating on top 20 now (until I get distracted by another snub).

Eddie: Yeah there’s definitely a cultural element to it.. Bridesmaids above Animal House..
Cue the guitar smash gif.

Metro: Life of Brian higher than Holy Grail is suspect.  They're both funny movies, but Brian was more of a satire on religion and lost a lot of steam before the final sequence.  I'm not calling "agenda" here with this list yet, but its in my head.

Eddie: Never was a Month Python fan so I can’t comment. Team America over Caddyshack. Just stop.

Metro: Team America is fun, but I think Caddyshack at #65 will be the death of this list.  It was my first thought when I read the article, and will probably be my last. Groundhog Day at 4 and Annie Hall at 3 are a tad high in my opinion.

Eddie: Nutty Professor remake was funnier than the original. I’ll take that fight to the streets.

Metro:  You shouldn't have a problem with that nowadays, but that's for another written Podcast. If they included Pulp Fiction why not include Dog Day Afternoon? I'm not saying top 50, but lets be fair.

Eddie: They threw in a Fellini movie over all those omissions. I’m done. Silence of the Lambs has some funny parts.

Metro: Philadelphia.... Back to griping. Hanks not represented on this list. Can't include Groundhog Day without Big. Both comedies cut from the same sentimental cloth.

Eddie: 2 South Park movies is completely unnecessary and I’m a South Park fan. Pick one and put it in the bottom 20. And they’re both ranked higher than Ghostbusters. I have to think Parker and Stone would disapprove. Also, Goodfellas is arguably funnier than Pulp Fiction.

Metro:  Tough call with Goodfellas vs. Pulp Fiction in terms of laughs, but good point. Now that I'm going through it a 3rd time this list was composed with the idea of not ruffling any feathers, yet ruffled feathers. Trying to include things to please everyone "Ohhh there aren't enough female based comedies" is a mistake. That being said there aren't that many african american comedies repped. I guess you could make a claim for Blazing Saddles.  Also I didn't say "black comedies" because that would just confuse the few readers that are actually still reading.

Eddie: Good eye. Like I said, Eddie Murphy Nutty Professor, Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America, Trading Places. Not sure if any of those are on the list because I didn’t bother to look. Friday, Amistad, Top Secret shouldn’t be on there, at least not in that spot.

Metro: Agree regarding Top Secret.  Funny but overrated. Trading Places is on there.  No, on the others.

Eddie: Somewhat redeemed. I think the others i listed are funnier. Completely subjective of course.

Metro:  Watch out with that subjective talk.  These are strange times. But yeah me too. Plus the age thing. I was too young when Trading Places came out but loved Beverly Hills Cop and Coming to America.

Eddie: Coming to America and Nutty Professor both showcased Eddie’s talent. Dude had so many characters.

Metro: Maybe its too American (as you said its BBC) but Fast Times could've made the cut.

Eddie: Yeah that’s a good one. Lots of huge omissions for some extremely questionable picks and rankings.

Metro: Major snub, especially from BBC....no Peter Sellers. Ok this list is invalidated. I may make my own out of spite. Oh wait....Dr. Strangelove at #2.

Eddie: Yeah that’s a little high IMO since it’s much more than a comedy. But whatever, I won’t argue against a Kubrick movie being placed up there.

Metro: Same. I think we hit all the main snubs so now I'm stretching but I would include a Cheech and Chong movie in the 90-100 area.

Eddie: Up In Smoke is the only one I can see cracking that list. Granted I have only seen maybe three of their movies and don’t remember much for obvious reasons. Friday was my kind of stoner comedy. Speaking of, is Dazed and Confused on there? I guess it’s more along the lines of Fast Times.

Metro: I would include Up in Smoke as much for influencing stoner comedies, and no I looked for Dazed and Confused. Seeing this list makes me sad how little output Belushi had. Blues Brothers and Animal House both on the list, but I had to check imdb because all others I could think of were 1941 and Neighbors.

Eddie: Yeah cut down way too soon. Consequently I was also thinking of Farley though only Tommy Boy could be considered since his others are flops. Is Wayne’s World on there? I’m assuming Austin Powers is.

Metro:  Wayne's World is painfully dated but still worthy as a time capsule pick. No Waynes World. No Powers. No Farley.

Eddie: Fuck this list in the ass. Again, generational me is biased. Still though, those were huge hits regardless of when they came out.

Metro: Checking imdb. Belushi didn't have anything other than the ones I mentioned other than cameos/guest spots. Also he died 5 years younger than us..........

Eddie: Same with Farley.

Metro:  Yeppp. Belushi seemed much older. Maybe generational bias there too as I grew up with Farley and that took me to Belushi.

Eddie: Too many Wes Anderson on there also. Give me one and the others get association nods.

Metro:  Boom, I agree. Surprised to see Step Brothers 1 ahead of Caddyshack. Hangover 1 ahead of the Jerk.

Eddie: Yeah after seeing that, the Wes Anderson movies, Clueless, Mean Girls, I take back my generational bias statement. These writers are just idiots. Anything they have a generational and PC bias.

Metro:  Fuck it.  I'm turning this into a written Podcast.

Eddie: I’d love to do a podcast just don’t know when I’d be able to squeeze it in these days. Maybe someday. 

Metro:  You're too busy and I'm too lazy.

Eddie: Maybe Callwood will chime in with the Brit perspective.

Metro:  I'll tag him in it, CHAP!

Eddie: His first response “Oi!! Why iddn’t Snatch on there, ay?!”

Metro: Hahahahaha. Snatch actually could be in the 90-100 range to be honest. But that's personal bias.

Eddie: I noticed What We Do In The Shadows is at #62. Recent movie. Never seen it but the same people who swear by it are also huge Rick and Morty fans. I remain skeptical but will give it a shot one of these days.

Metro: Never heard of it. Seems high for something new.

Eddie: Yeah 2014. Barely made a blip at the BO but seems to be an indie hit amongst the AV Club crowd.

Metro:  I hate it already.

Eddie: Lol me too but I’m gonna muster up and give it a fair shake. A few of the people I know that like it have good taste.

Metro: So you're saying -jr hasn't seen it.


That's it.  Like I said this is an experiment in written Podcast that I don't believe has been done before.  Hope you enjoy the banter and mor importantly think your own thoughts about what was too high, too low, snubbed, included......  Have fun with it.

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro           
 
    

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