From the National Affairs Desk-
Hey all Metro here with a quick one while you're away.
We may have some insight as to why your friendly government babysitters don't want the schools to open as quickly as some would like. Hint. Its not because they really care about your health. Okay okay, lets stop for a second. Yes, I did get caught up late last year with the Hunter Biden stuff (mostly true btw, but nobody cared enough to push it) along with the possible election fraud (mostly untrue but fun to play the "what if" game). Oh as for the election fraud thing. If all the dead names were refuted for very valid reason such as sharing the same name as a relative, errors in the database, etc; all valid reason I say once again, then why are these errors still active and haven't been corrected in the database. Its been since November when spreadsheets of names were out there. Once again, they have all been refuted, but why haven't they been adjusted and cleaned up on the Secretary of State websites and the voter registration databa....oh Jesus fuck it. Let me guess. Covid right? the perfect excuse.
Anyway back to the original reason for posting...
The National Affairs Desk/Sports Desk has many friends in the service industry who have been feeling the burn with government regulations/restrictions/etc. The same people are also having to devote a LOT of time to taking care of their mutant devil spawn. Well here is an article from Forbes. Once again, Forbes. Not a tabloid site like the Washington Examiner, Breitbart, or the New York Times. Here is the article:
The Swine Shure Help Their Own (Shurly Slurry)
Basically, if you are a federal employee, under the relief bill on the table, you can apply for a "paid leave" if you have children at home from school. The paid leave is much higher than those in the private sector would get. Through September 30th, every week you would be able to get up to $1400 in "paid leave". Multiply that by 15 weeks..... Then let your inner conspiracy nutbrain ponder why everyone is so reluctant to reopen schools. Maybe I'm wrong in assuming that. If so, sorry not sorry. For the non-federal Constant Readers are you okay with this tidbit as it stands right now? Go back and reread the Forbes piece. Yes, there is a tinge of bias in there. Okay, a bit of bias in there, but as far as I know there are some facts there as well. Do yourself a favor and look into this a bit more. I would but its not my fucking job. I'm just trying to raise awareness of a possible government fuck you hold the lube. Hahaha $35 bucks an hour. Good deal if you can get it. Them's some livable wages. Swine.
Alright, here are the weekly "quick hits".
-For the time being buy all in on NBA Top Shot. The crest is happening now. It could be the next Gamestop before we hit the high water mark and the bubble bursts. Its basically virtual trading cards/stock market for sports nerds. Anybody able to get their mitts in (new accounts are currently closed as of this writing and the whole thing is still in Beta testing). Take this tip as you may and give me my 10% after you cash out.
-There was a recent scuttlebutt over the casting of a black actress as Anne Boleyn on some show I'll never watch either way. This brought out the psycho white nationalists in droves. Swine. Instead of giving the actress a chance they shit all over it. Cross gender/race casting is the wave of the future, the next big thing; bigger than NBA Top Shot eventually. The possibilities are endless. These are satire, not created by me, and do not reflect my opinion as to who would be best for the role.
Also, if last year was the year of Covid, I have no idea what the theme of this year will end up (early frontrunners include: "2nd Place is A-Ok If You're Stupid", "Math is Racist and That's a Fact", "Asian Lives Matter", "Facts Are Racist", and "Every Permutation of Society Needs Their Own 'Thing'"). A case could be made for all of those but lets focus on the "Every Creed Needs Their Own Thing". First they zapped Aunt Jemima, now they're coming after Jeep Cherokee (my personal replacement brand is "Jeep Grand Football Team"), and finally the future is cereal. Here is a real new brand that's out there. That White Supremacist Mikey is NOT going to like this: The first one is real. The rest are satire, not created by me, and They do not reflect my opinion as to what would make for a delicious breakfast. The Nazi one is particularly brutal and probably cost me any job working at Disney.
Full disclosure, I don't have a problem with this at all (the first, real one; not the vile parody ones). I hope they make lots of money and deliver a quality product. That's the American Way (if that's still a thing; the jury's out on that).
That's about it for this week. The meat of the matter, fat in the fire, is the loophole where you get a lot of money if you are a federal employee with kids home from school based on regulations made by your peers. Hey give them a snow shovel and a ticket to Texas and really double down on the profit! As always, fuck it, who cares, and beware the pigs at all times. I would never lie to you. I'm a doctor after all.
From the Iceman Commeth,
Dr. Bryan Metro
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