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Tuesday, May 5, 2020

A Love Letter (Apology)

Hey all Metro here. I would like to take some time to apologize. I apologize to anyone I may have offended or caused stress. That was never my intention. I just wanted to run an entertaining blog. This is a blanket apology to anyone I gave a headache to, and I can revise it if it warrants specific people. I've probably offended pretty much everyone, and for that I am sorry.

Also, its Spring so I have taken down most of the previous posts for summer editing, dead links, ill-advised posts, etc. I've kept the recent, mostly fiction, posts up, along with the Pin Ups album, and will work hard to produce new content as the editing process continues.

Once again, I apologize to all if something I said was mean. Hope everybody stays safe, be well, eat lots of steak. I'll see you soon.

As I remain, Selah
Robert Staroscik/Bryan Metro


Anonymous said...

You know I’ve read this a couple times and resisted commenting. But this is a ridiculous apology. Don’t know the motivation. Lawsuits? Dying? Need attention?

Your quote. “I would like to take the time to apologize. I apologize to anyone I may have offended or caused stress. That was never my intention”.

Well one thing for sure - you can’t be honest. It was always your intention to offend. Your post DID offend and intentionally hurt people on purpose. No “may have” about it.

You really are a child. That’s how children react and apologize. “Sorry if I may have done something wrong”. Adults say “ I intentionally took cheep shots at many of the same people over and over again for my own distorted pleasure. I wanted to offend, embarrass and belittle specific people because it made me feel powerful to get under everyone’s skin. But I won’t ever do it again because I’ve learn how wrong I was.”

You are and always have been a little turd. Fuck off with your fake Trump like apology.

Bryan Metro said...

I'm sorry if I offended you in any way and by the nature of the vitriol of your comment I have. None of my shots have been cheap however. I cannot go into detail nor can I explain the context of my apology. All I can focus on is being the best local journalist in town and providing entertainment and local current events. Which, by the way, keep your eyes open next week. Until then don't lecture me on how adults apologize. I know what you're trying to do and it didn't work. I'd rather be a "child" than a failure.