From the National Affairs Desk:
" 'Try to be civil Marlow,' growled a voice, and I knew there was at least one listener awake besides myself."- Joseph Conrad/Heart of Darkness
Metro here. Wow it seems like it has been forever since I tossed up a post. (It has)
This one will be half-assed. I'm not even writing it in the notebook beforehand.
Let me assure you I am not retired yet. I have a pretty fun project I have been working on the past year where I travel across the USA and document Life During Warti....Covid. Think of it as Anthony Bourdain meets Hunter S Thompson meets Jeffrey Epstein meets ho ho ho just kidding.
I have crossed many time zones compiling this and that is no joke/satire. I have been to small bars (but not Smalls Bar), restaurants, encountered social madness protests in person, death match wrestling at closed down K of C's, a foreign sidekick I paid to accompany me for two days who spoke no English but the only thing I taught him to say (phonetically) was "Call The Cops!", large scale sporting events in an era of Fear, have seen the Dark Tower, and off the books Korean birthday parties with mysterious non-alcoholic cool drinks and even more mysterious strangers on a rooftop in Queens. I've seen things....seen things you little people wouldn't believe. All those moments will be lost in time; if it wasn't for this blog. I have really lived the life this year and I hope to compile all of this for you for the final post in this blog's history. Until then, there are still a few more chapters to be written...... And that, waterheads, is what we call a segue.
Dear lord, is that not the worst, most Detroit in 2021, tired lineup you have ever seen??? You know you are in a for a long night when Sros Lords are the only interesting act on the bill. That's it! That's my Prevue!
Lets have Fun. Does anyone remember Fun? Happy Holidays sapheads.
From the Iceman Commeth,
Dr. Bryan Metro
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