The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

fuckin rockin

2012-01-27T14:31:00.001-08:00

found this mix on soundcloud

1) Gran Am – "Get High"
2) Sweet Slag – "Specific"
3) Incredible Hog – "Lame"
4) Stepson – "Turnpike"
5) Cockney Rejects – "Here We Go Again"
6) Wishbone Ash – "Queen of Torture"
7) Johnny Moped – "I Wanna Die"
8) Harsh Reality – "Praying for Reprieve"
9) The Worst –"Futur"
10) Bloody Mess & Hate – "Heavy Metal Suxx"
11) May Blitz – "For Madmen Only"
12) Warzone – "Back To School Again"
13) Beggars Opera – "Time Machine"

-jr
Makes Me Wanna Dance

Pupils

2012-01-27T13:01:00.001-08:00

Check out this sweet video by Pupils!

-jr
Learn Sumfin

Your Weekend Laid Out Like A What What

2012-01-26T07:20:00.000-08:00

-jr
It's Showtime!

World Series Or Bust

2012-01-24T12:52:00.000-08:00

Suck it Yankees and Angels......

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

tomorrow night at the bottega

2012-01-24T07:41:00.000-08:00

-jr
Dance Time

mark the calendar for feb 3rd mowfowka

2012-01-23T10:31:00.001-08:00

House Phone-Gift Catalog
Out on 02/03/2012
CRCC004
50 Cassette Tapes Spun
*PREORDERS ONLY, WILL NOT SHIP UNTIL 02/03/2012*
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01. Fire Hydrants
02. Smokey Robinson
03. 1000 Years
04. Ooo Baby Baby
05. Crayons
06. Fire Hydrants (Ancient Language Version feat Mister)
07. Makes It Better (2010 Demo)
08. 1000 Years (OG Kush Demo)
09. Dear Prudence (Live At Club Bart)
10. Crayons (Magic Marker Demo)

Celebrity Death Report

2012-01-20T08:44:00.000-08:00

"At Last" (singer) Etta James has passed away from complicates from leukemia. All the local female singer waifs that sound like they're singing through their noses can take a few lessons from this legend. And by that I mean singing lessons, not dying lessons. Or both, I don't care.

From the Iceman Commeth,

Bryan Metro

campaign for kommie

2012-01-19T10:23:00.000-08:00

Hey everybody if you are in the twitter world drop @andrewwk a tweet with Kommie kilpatrick and #komkilforawk in it. We are trying to get him to book us for his upcoming Detroit show. Puh lease

-jr
One for the good guys

your weekend all spread out for you baby

2012-01-19T07:48:00.000-08:00

Fliers are links to Fbook event pages

-jr
Linkd IN

LoCal News

2012-01-19T07:34:00.001-08:00

-jr
News!

New Ferndale Acid Scene Swoon

2012-01-18T08:58:00.001-08:00

My Girl by Ferndale Acid Scene
-jr
Swoon Magoo

boss up and get out on a wed night true fresh

2012-01-18T08:50:00.000-08:00

-jr
git fresh

current listenings

2012-01-16T09:29:00.000-08:00

EP by pigeon mort

brain leaks by Brilliant Violence

songs about girls in a post-apocalyptic future by Hi Speed Dubbing

Mind by Mason Android Park

-jr
coolmancool

sunset city a lacqua

2012-01-12T15:39:00.001-08:00

-jr
Alazqua

-jr in the news

2012-01-12T08:11:00.000-08:00

FPL Observer

Metro Times

Metro Times pt 2

-jr
Make News

oh yeah and this to

2012-01-11T13:47:00.001-08:00

-jr
this to

Tentacles

2012-01-11T11:23:00.000-08:00

Make sure to stop by the Untitled Bottega tonight for

TENTACLES

"TENTACLES" is a show inspired by tentacles (of course) at the newest and most unique venue in Detroit the UNTITLED BOTTEGA (126 Iron St.) featured artist are Tashif "Sheefy McFly" Turner and FLACO SHALOM its $3 admission from 7pm-12am and FREE CALAMARI and WINE! (while supplies last) PIECES WILL BE AFFORABLE! so come to the Untitled Bottega to ENJOY AND BUY ART!

-jr
Lizardo

new video from

2012-01-09T15:26:00.001-08:00

ECKAVOLTS

-jr
VOLTS

What's Good This Weekend

2012-01-05T07:16:00.000-08:00

-jr
Cubby

Ectoplasm & I Am Water

2012-01-04T14:10:00.001-08:00

JUNGLE DREAMS by ECTOPLASM & I AM WATER
-jr
Dream Away

The Jam Of The Season

2012-01-04T09:53:00.001-08:00

Get with it

-jr
Oh Josie

Sharky & The Habit

2012-01-04T07:20:00.000-08:00

They have a free EP up for download:
POGATO BLUES by Sharky and the Habit

You can also catch them tonight at The Loving Touch with Duende and Pigeon for free.

Here is the event page.

-jr
Fly Away

Madlantis Records

2012-01-04T07:07:00.000-08:00

Head over to Madlantis' Site and get free downloads of most of their shit. Really crazy stuff!!!

-jr
Madvillain

Godzilla Flip

2012-01-03T09:45:00.001-08:00

fuzz fuzz fuzz
Godzilla Flip by Quarter Pipe
-jr
Flip Out

Checker's Records Collective

2012-01-02T15:04:00.000-08:00

New House Phone Cassette is up for preorder, shipped on 02/03/12.
Also, if you get a chance hit the old like button:

-jr
Phone Home

NEW YEARS EVES

2012-01-02T08:54:00.000-08:00

how was yours?

Started off the night at The Temple Bar. The bartender had a forearm tattoo that read "Neon Bible" which caused a massive eyeroll. There were balloons and ugly women everywhere. Also, a pink light up neon dick ornamented the wall. I drank two High Lifes.

Went to Paperhouse. Got to see The Phantom Cats who are a pretty incredible band and are quite unique in our little scene. Here's some Phantom Cats for you:

Went upstairs to catch whatever band was supposed to be playing but there was a blown speaker or something and too many kids doing drugs and fucking in the bathroom so we left.

Stopped in the Old Miami. All I remember was there was a black girl dancing with two white hippie guys. They did have a magnificent Christmas tree.

It took about 30 minutes to park in MGM's structure. MGM is the perfect new years nightcap. This is where you can find all of the freaks. We won $300. I bought 2 beers and a pack of cigs and it cost $30.

Got home at 5am.

-jr
NYE

New from Lucky Universe

2012-01-02T06:53:00.001-08:00

Catch Lucky Universe on Facebook
CALL ME by Lucky Universe
-jr
Oh so lucky

BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RAdio

2011-12-30T12:02:00.001-08:00

-jr
Boss Sauce

Gold Tapes Mega Mix

2011-12-30T06:18:00.001-08:00

Gold Tapes has put up a mix of selections from current and future releases. Get a bit of the weird. Free Download Here
-jr
Gold Grilles

Solar Temple Cult is now Hidden In The Vivid

2011-12-29T10:08:00.000-08:00

Tony, the leader of the defunct Friends of Dennis Wilson always had the side project Solar Temple Cult. They rarely gigged out. Sometime Rabeah from Electric Lion Soundwave Experiment would join. Anywyas, Hidden In The Vivid just dropped two new songs:
A Star To Kiss by SolarTempleCult1
Instant Release by SolarTempleCult1
-jr
Enter The Void

i really want a gatari

2011-12-29T08:27:00.001-08:00

who wants to help me build one
we could hook up a russian big muff, a wah, and an ipad

-jr
Next Stop Tokyo

Bossin the Radio at Udetroit tonight

2011-12-29T06:50:00.000-08:00

Yeah that's right. Tonight is the last show of Motorcity Special Live. Duende, Mister, and Ferndale Acid Scene will be playing an extended version of the mad Detroit hit which is also the theme song of the fuckin show. BOSS RADIO. Can you dig it? If you are a loser and can't make it out, watch it live here when you take a break from rubbin it out to hobo gumjob porn.

-jr
suck it and see

bang them shits fiona

2011-12-28T10:20:00.000-08:00

-jr
Apple of my eye

mix up the mix

2011-12-28T07:24:00.000-08:00

Wired Magazine has compiled quite an awesome list of the best mixtapes for the year right here. If you're looking for a bit more of a local flair, check this out by Eddie Logix.

The Gregorian Mixtape by Eddie Logix

-jr
logicital

Can't wait for Saturday

2011-12-27T13:57:00.001-08:00

-jr
Bonkers

On The Misuse Of Music

2011-12-27T13:36:00.000-08:00

Saw this today via: http://www.vice.com/read/on-the-misuse-of-music-489-v17n8

MUSIC

ON THE MISUSE OF MUSIC

By Ian F. Svenonius, Nicholas Gazin

ON THE MISUSE OF MUSIC

BY IAN SVENONIUS, ILLUSTRATION BY NICHOLAS GAZIN

Music in modernity has heretofore been seen not just as an instrument for pleasure but also as a tool for achieving greater social justice (see Michael Jackson’s “Man in the Mirror” or Woody Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land”). Due to these dual and all-encompassing cultural roles, and because of cunning technology that allows its effortless transport, music is now truly ubiquitous in a way that it never has been before in human history.

If the world, at this juncture in time, is characterized by one thing, it is music. Music is being blasted from cars and into ears through earbuds, piped into shopping malls, in public parks, on TV—everywhere. But is this a good thing?

There have been murmurs recently from small, unpopular, and controversial factions that perhaps music’s paradigmatic status should be reconsidered and even overturned. The reasons?

1. MUSIC IS BAD FOR YOU
Let’s consider the evidence: Elvis died before his time. So did Marc Bolan. And Sid Vicious. Coltrane. Marley. Even Mozart. With half of the Ramones having passed away (Marky, Tommy, and CJ still roam among us, thankfully), most of the New York Dolls and the MC5 deceased, and the Velvets down to a fraction of their once-teeming Underground, the question is being asked: “Is music—like smoking—dangerous to one’s health?” And, if so, “shouldn’t it be banned from public establishments?”

Such an idea, and the subsequent argument against the proliferation of music, seems quite persuasive. Music has an intoxicating effect on people. Is there any intoxicant that hasn’t been proved to have adverse qualities? For all of methamphetamine’s amorous inducements, for example, crank leads to bags under the eyes and bad breath. Cocaine is considered a wonderful high, but it results in tedious monologues and poor decision-making. Marijuana was extolled by none other than bathrobed sex guru Hugh Hefner himself, but it ends up inducing grumpiness and underarm odor.

Meanwhile, music apparently leads to DEATH. And not a lush, orgasmic death as with a morphine overdose, but a horrible death like drowning in a swimming pool, choking on vomit, or turning blue while bent around a bedpost or a toilet in a fleabag motel.

Perhaps the effect people get when they feel music is not so much an emotional or aesthetic one, as they might assume, but in fact a simple physiological sensation of sound vibrations crashing into one’s body and creeping into one’s ear holes. Maybe the decibels and the pummeling force of music, especially at extreme volumes and when used regularly, are a toxic force. Maybe music is destructive to one’s liver or brain or kidneys or heart—or all of the above!

Certainly instrument amplification, especially at stadium levels, is not “natural.” Nowhere in nature, except in the case of a volcanic eruption or an earthquake, or perhaps if one were to stand in the middle of a tornado, is anything as loud as a rock band or a sound system at a dance club.

Of course there is the often-cited issue of musicians’ lifestyles: that the music is not harmful in and of itself so much as the circumstances of the music industry are. And the “biz,” of course, is a junior branch of the alcohol industry, and much of its labor force works at night in bands at bars and in scummy venues, around freaks and scoundrels. All of this, it is claimed by music-industry apologists, leads to alcoholism, drug ingestion, heavy partying, stabbing one’s girlfriend, suicide, and so on. It is claimed that these factors—and not noise or music—are the culprits for the astonishing mortality rate among musicians.

But are we really to believe that musicians party harder than factory workers? Or taxi drivers? Or professional ball players? Or members of the armed forces? Or actors? Or drug dealers? Or the president of the United States?

And while musicians’ deaths are so commonplace that news of one invokes yawning, these other “normal” hard-partying people don’t just fall down dead every day. There is plenty of evidence to suggest that our chief executives party in a way that would make the notoriously degenerate Dee Dee Ramone blush like an amateur, yet the last president of the United States who died before he was 93 years old (except for Nixon, the exception to all rules) was John F. Kennedy, and he had help.

In fact, the average president’s globetrotting social calendar and Bohemian Club soirees makes the Grateful Dead’s exhausting 40-year tour itinerary seem quite quaint. And yes, Pigpen and Jerry Garcia lie a-mouldering in the grave while Clinton and Bush Sr. traipse through the world’s most exclusive brothels, beseeching their inhabitants, through PowerPoint presentations, to embrace “globalism.” And so I ask you: Who are the real lightweights?

Other high-profile partiers such as William Burroughs and Boris Yeltsin lived to respectable venerability, as opposed to Mama Cass or Skip Spence, proving conclusively that music is more dangerous to your health than alcohol or drugs.

2. PEOPLE DON’T REALLY LIKE MUSIC
For people involved in music, especially disc jockeys, it is increasingly apparent that, counter to modern assumptions, music is not for everyone. In fact, it’s actually a niche taste more akin to needlework or kite flying than it is to something like food or sex. It is only in the past 50 years in the first world that the populace has been convinced that music is somehow central to one’s identity and a necessary feature of every single interaction and activity.

People are raised to believe that they must enjoy music and that there is something deficient in them if they don’t have strongly held beliefs about what they like, why they like it, and what it means. Similar to spirituality in a religious society, liking music is de rigueur, deviance is not tolerated, and deviants are despised and cast out.

Of course, most of those who don’t especially care for music don’t think of themselves in such a way. They like to hear “Brown Eyed Girl” or whatever Lil Wayne song has been bashing out their brain in heavy rotation for the past six months. But this doesn’t betray a latent appreciation of music. This is just a longing for the familiar. Wanting to hear 50 Cent when one is standing in a nightclub means one feels antsy or uncomfortable and wants reassurance that everything will be all right. It has nothing to do with liking music.

The same formula that created a hunger for food from McDonald’s is the key to “hit” success for entertainers. Instead of Ray Kroc’s mantra regarding “location,” however, music is about bandwidth and repetition. If something is played enough times, it will be a hit. Creating the sensation of familiarity and security is far and away the most vital component in a song’s chart success.

Music, meanwhile, is a thing for hobbyists who will almost never achieve any “success” of the sort that is respected in our society (wealth, numbers, chart position). Which isn’t to say it’s not worth pursuing as long as one has realistic goals.

Those hapless individuals who couldn’t give a toss about music are a silent, long-suffering majority who must endure iPod commercials, rock concerts, chats about the Beatles among their friends, and the incessant squall of encroaching radios and hi-fis, all of which insinuate that there is something wrong with them for not loving a good tune. They are like Jews or communists who’ve gone undercover in Nazi Germany, unable to reveal themselves, smiling and nodding with secret resentment at the smug and blithe self-satisfaction of the prevailing music enthusiasts.

3. MUSIC IS TIME CONSUMING
As opposed to other art forms (excepting cinema), music is a time-based medium. Therefore, to enjoy or consume or appreciate music one must devote a considerable amount of time to listening to it. And who has this kind of time now? We are not children anymore. There are languages to learn, bridges to build, lost arcana, such as cooking and magick, to master, factories to occupy, and DNA strands to dissect.

4. MUSIC IS UNPLEASANT FOR ANIMALS
Do we really suppose that birds, mammals, insect life, and microorganisms want to hear Gary Puckett sing “Young girl, get out of my mind” again? The least we could do for these critters—with which we share the planet—is to turn it down.

5. MUSIC IS MISUSED
A slave to the forces of evil, music is beaten, worked, misused, and serially abused. Once, music was a way for humans to engage with one another.

Music came from a human and was projected as a way to speak to and entertain other humans (or dolphins, if your name was Fred Neil). After the Industrial Revolution, however, when music was pressed onto a less temporal format called “records,” humans lost control of it. The record rang out the first stunning prophecy of our total enslavement by robots.

When one hears the shriek of James Brown on a record, it is not a joyful reminder of that man’s genius for performance and emoting: It is the ghost of an artist imprisoned by technology, a man who can never rest, whose art is being utilized day and night in multiple locations simultaneously to pound people into absolute submission.

One cannot escape the benighted rhythms of rock ’n’ roll no matter how far one strolls, chickens, mashed-potatoes, hully-gullies, and twists away from “where the action is.” And if one finally escapes its insidious snare, one has backed oneself into another sound system’s death zone to endure its own equally cynical mechanized cacophony.

As for the misuse of music? Every song that is any good was invented through the use of joy. This joy, however, has been inverted through the most despicable black magic imaginable. Music is utilized as a pacifier for potential customers in marketplaces. It’s used to hypnotize watchers of advertisements and the programs designed to showcase advertisements. It’s used as white noise in elevators, at parties, and in waiting rooms. It’s even blasted outside to groove the patrons using the gas pumps at filling stations. While the Christians once hated music and banned it, music is now enforced in the same way as sexual perversion and idiocy are in our society.

Maybe LA punk band the Weirdos were right when they beseeched us to DESTROY ALL MUSIC. Let’s start today!

By Ian F. Svenonius, Nicholas Gazin

Scene From New York Summer 2010

2011-12-27T11:21:00.001-08:00

“USA USA USA!”

And I wake up to this booming chant and I realize that I slept through the U.S. World Cup game and Girl One is gone and I then I remember that I forcefully kicked her out last night after I predictably became emotional and now I’m walking, no stumbling, to Fitzgerald’s but it is strangely closed and all the noise is coming from across the street from the Hairy Monk so I walk across to participate but I glance back to verify that Fitzgerald’s is indeed closed and Fitzgerald’s is indeed closed. I have never seen it closed.
(You left Girl Two with the bartender there last night)
This is when I notice a well dressed man in a suit looking, glaring, at me and if he’s a lawyer I can totally beat a rape case and he takes out his cell phone and makes a call and someone yells “Goal!” behind me and this startles me so I turn my focus back to the television at the Hairy Monk and someone from some team has just scored a goal and I look back and the Suit is off his phone but still glaring at me and then my phone rings and it is from a number I don’t recognize, unblocked, so I let it go to voice mail which seems to enrage the Suit who starts walking briskly towards me and I turn and jog back to the hotel and duck inside knowing that you need a key to get in the building. I sneak into my room and wait it out and the Suit argues with the maître’d and leaves so I masturbate twice and change and I go out to dinner where the waitress looks relieved that I’m not a minority so I tip her shitty just to mess with her mind and now its already night so I take a cab to Pyramid for the 80’s Metro Party where I have a ball passing out my business cards to anyone who looks like they’re for sale and I glance over to the dance floor where I see the most stunning girl in the building and she’s wearing a Lavender miniskirt and I break character and walk up to her and “Enjoy the Silence” merges into “Girls On Film” and I’m getting real friendly with the girl I’ve targeted and now I’m grinding against her and she quickly, shyly, turns around and I immediately kiss her and she reciprocates.
At this point my phone starts buzzing again and this time it is a different number so I let it go to voice mail and now she’s the one grinding on me but I can’t concentrate (but not really) because I notice two guys in suits watching us from the bar and there is a third near the bathroom and they’re all glaring at me so I try to move away from this girl but this only causes her to dance harder, faster, and I’m still looking at the three Suits. My phone starts buzzing again and it is a text so I read it and it asks, “Do you think she’ll nail the song selection?” and the three suits make their move.

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

Nightlife

2011-12-26T15:02:00.001-08:00

Radio - EP by Nightlife
Really sweet dance dance
-jr
Night Swetz

Portable Morla

2011-12-26T13:56:00.000-08:00

This is too good...the best

The Void That Exists by Portable Morla
Physical release on Skrot Up

-jr
pocket -jr

WHITE TRI∆NGLES

2011-12-26T13:53:00.000-08:00

The Night Is Ours - Remixes by WHITE TRIΔNGLES
-jr
Like A Snow Flake!

what to do on a monday

2011-12-26T10:53:00.000-08:00

2 cool things on this weirdly warm Monday.

2 great movies being shown at The Loving Touch up in Ferndale

Also, at the Magic Stick they are throwing their Customer Appreciation Night. Rumor has it that House Phone may be one of the surprise bands. Another rumor is that House Phone may have a tape coming out on a super secret label very soon.

-jr
Slow Work Day

Before Common Era

2011-12-26T10:23:00.000-08:00

Before Common Era is a label of sorts for the private works of Johnny Lzr. Johnny Lzr is noted for providing keyboards to Detroit Bands Human Eye and Conspiracy of Owls. Stuff on the label is extremely limited so make sure to catch it quick before it inevitably sells out.

-jr
LZR is a sweet last name

new demo from the xx

2011-12-26T08:56:00.001-08:00

Check it out!!!

-jr
XXX

merry xmas christmas kicks video

2011-12-24T13:56:00.001-08:00

-jr
Kickin It

Merry Xmas and here's a new song from us to you

2011-12-24T09:46:00.000-08:00

Christmas Kicks by Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

-jr
Xmas Kicks

Stop By The Lager House Tonight

2011-12-22T09:46:00.001-08:00

Facebook Event Page

-jr
Wires

Jesse & The Gnome

2011-12-22T09:36:00.001-08:00

Seriously, what the fuck?
Terrifyingly Great!

-jr
JEsus

Ancient Language

2011-12-22T09:25:00.001-08:00

New EP Today
Warmth, And All Of Us In It by Ancient Language
-jr
Nature's Ancient

Workout

2011-12-22T09:23:00.000-08:00

Podcast by Felix Cartal

Weekend Workout: Episode 002 by FELIX CARTAL
-jr
Cuz I Work ouawwwwwww

The Untitled Bottega Redux

2011-12-22T06:48:00.000-08:00

We debuted Howl Howl Wolf last night at The Untitled Bottega. The spot is an artist collective/studio/gallery at 126 Iron St. in Detroit. The art work there is amazing and very reasonably priced. The guy that runs is is Flaco Shalom. Here are pix and linx.

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-jr
En-titled

Neon Lushell

2011-12-22T06:39:00.000-08:00

Dromin
modern purveyors of filth and degredation (in a time of peace and understanding) by Neon Lushell
-jr
neon ize

Tundra

2011-12-22T06:35:00.001-08:00

slammin
Genetisis by Strange Powers
-jr
Genodrome

Fan Zi Yi Ran

2011-12-22T06:33:00.000-08:00

mega craziness
Fan Zi Yi Ran by Goh Lee Kwang
-jr
Bing Bong

Fights Monsters

2011-12-21T07:28:00.000-08:00

crazy drones....
Theft Songs by FIGHTS MONSTERS
-jr
Beat Em Up

Theway Peoplestare

2011-12-21T07:16:00.000-08:00

2hrs and 15 of bliss

Theway Peoplestare - M.U. Podcast #32 (December 2011) by Mundo Urbano on Mixcloud

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-jr
Gaze

Lucky Universe

2011-12-20T09:06:00.000-08:00

THE MAP by Lucky Universe
Loopgoat has started a new project by the name of Lucky Universe. Looped up Darkwave for you and yours.

-jr
Dwarkwave

This Is The Thing To Be At Tonight

2011-12-20T08:05:00.001-08:00

-jr
Tis The Season

Never Lost Her Head Even When She Was Giving Head

2011-12-20T07:46:00.001-08:00

Next Year Fun!!!

-jr
All The Colored Girls Sing

Black Mass Rising

2011-12-19T17:32:00.000-08:00

Check this shit out

BLACK MASS RISING movie (Official Trailer) from shazzula on Vimeo.

DVDR Out December MMXI

Filmed & Directed by Shazzula

A 120 minutes Movie
Involving 22 bands on Soundtrack

as

Master Musicians of Bukkake
Kawabata Makoto
Bobby Beausoleil
Horror Illogium
Yoga
Sylvester Anfang II
Burial Hex
Sayona
Kinit Her
Rose Croix
Mourning Ring
Ga'an
Shazzula
The Entrance Band
In Zaire
Cultus Sabbati
Mater Suspiria Vision,
L'Acéphale,
SUM OF R,
Aluk Todolo,
Burial Hex,
Menace Ruine,
Demonologists

© BLACK MASS RISING MMXI

Limited 666 DVDrs available NOW!!!

blackmassrisingsociety.blogspot.com/p/black-mass-rising-movie.html

please join also our Mailinglist:
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get your copy before it is sold out!

SOUNDTRACK wil be released on limited 666 BLACK BOXES 3XLP on Black Mass Rising Label.

Join us!

-jr
Brainpop

BOFAII

2011-12-19T17:27:00.001-08:00

Dropped Like Mad Duckets on Friday

BREATH OF FRESH AIR II by Chavis Chandler

-jr
ABOFA

christmas wish

2011-12-19T10:59:00.000-08:00

we (JCM) will be writing recording a xmas song on friday evening

we will release it for free on saturday

worth a mill of two

-jr
worth 2 mill or 3

is it summer yet?

2011-12-16T08:36:00.000-08:00

-jr
Insect

this looks damn damn awesome

2011-12-15T16:18:00.000-08:00

The devil on L.S.D. from Greg on Vimeo.

-jr
Your Real Fix

stop everything

2011-12-15T09:10:00.001-08:00

-jr

Top Ten Local Celebrity Dopplegangers

2011-12-14T12:46:00.000-08:00

Top Ten Local Celebrity Dopplegangers

Sometimes people look like other people. This leads to fun.

10. Jasper vs. Ron Livingston

9. -jr vs. Dolph Lungren

8. Wang vs Mickey Rooney

7. Metro vs George McFly

6. Jack White vs Jack White

5. Mick Bassett vs Cameron Diaz

4. -jr sucks vs JRC

3. The guy from Fawn vs Eddie Deezen

2. Ben Collins vs Courtney Gains

1. Woodman vs The Undertaker

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

hoooowwwwwwwwllllllllllllll

2011-12-14T07:44:00.001-08:00

-jr

this is what it

2011-12-14T06:05:00.001-08:00

looks like inside metro's head

-jr

good cover phantasmagoria!

2011-12-12T10:25:00.001-08:00

-jr

Coming Soon

2011-12-12T07:08:00.000-08:00

and if you're unfamiliar:
Boss Radio by DUENDE!
Here's a history lesson.
-jr

the hawk returns

2011-12-09T12:09:00.001-08:00

-jr

this is tonight baby

2011-12-09T08:17:00.001-08:00

we play at around 10-1030

boomba klot

2 phat 4 lyfe

-jr

new majow lazow

2011-12-08T09:21:00.001-08:00

-jr

au contraire pt 6

2011-12-08T08:58:00.000-08:00

10. Bryan Metro = Hitler's Son
9. Kissy Kissy Chrissy
8. Morrow Foot Clap Headstand
7. Hey That's My Shoe
6. Lindsay Lohan in Paris Hilton
5. AIDS Beach
4. Body Doubles
3. The Dressed To Get Screwed Party
2. Purple Foam
1. -jr is God

-jr

Can you spot the one's from The Fall......

Top 11 Unreleased Jesus Chainsaw Massacre Tracks

2011-12-08T08:40:00.000-08:00

Top 11 Unreleased Jesus Chainsaw Massacre Tracks

When you are as prolific an artist (and I stress artist) as we are there are some recordings that just don't see the light of day. When our days are done, maybe Rhino Records will release a "Rarities" compilation. Until then, these are the top eleven titles of unreleased JCM gems.

11. "Too Fat For Life"

10. "There's a Homosexual in My Soup!"

9. "Sharon Stone's Man Ass"

8. "Prussia Really Isn't That Good. Everyone's Just Being Nice."

7. " These Boots Were Made For Waling" (LJ's Lounge Remix)

6. " Stairway To Corktown"

5. "Meg White Sex Tape Infirmiry Blues"

4. "HIV Eye"

3. "Danger (High Soundguy)

2. "The Lady is a Marcie"

1. "Fuck This City"

From the Iceman Commeth,

Bryan Metro

au contraire pt 5

2011-12-07T10:24:00.000-08:00

took me forever

-jr

new odd hours video

2011-12-07T09:23:00.001-08:00

-jr

how do you do?

2011-12-06T10:31:00.000-08:00

-jr

au contraire pt 4

2011-12-06T08:43:00.000-08:00

top 10 movie flim 2012

-jr

Top Ten Movies I'm Looking Forward to in 2012

2011-12-06T07:34:00.000-08:00

Top Ten Movies I'm Looking Forward to in 2012

10. World War Z

9. Titanic 3D

8. Ghost Rider 2

7. The Avengers

6. Hobbit Pt. 1

5. Prometheus

4. Dark Knight Rises

3. Expendables 2

2. Piranha 3DD

1. Django Unchained

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

prometheus spoiler!!!!

2011-12-05T11:17:00.001-08:00

-jr

au contraire pt 3

2011-12-05T09:08:00.000-08:00

Real Top 10 Expendables

10. Bill Paxton

9. Fred Williamson

8. Tom Savini

7. Danny Trejo

6. Lorenzo Lamas

5. Christopher Lambert

4. Lance Henriksen

3. Billy Drago

2. Brian Bosworth

1. Wu Reed

-jr

Top Ten People I Want to See in The Expendables 3

2011-12-05T06:57:00.000-08:00

Top Ten People I Want To See in The Enpendables 3

10. Lee Marvin

9. Dennis Hopper

8. David Carradine

7. Steve McQueen

6. Steve James

5. Vic Morrow

4. John Wayne

3. Brandon Lee

2. Steven Seagal

1. This Guy

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

is it breakfast time yet?

2011-12-02T11:11:00.001-08:00

-jr

au contraire pt 2

2011-12-02T07:58:00.000-08:00

10. Loretta Scarr

9. Jasper

8. Herr Funk

7. Mitchell Allen

6. Jodie

5. Melissa

4. Kentucky Pete

3. Jay

2. Nathan Burgundy

1. Trevor

Top 12 People 'jr sucks' Could Be

2011-12-02T07:29:00.000-08:00

You (don't) know him, but you sure love him: jr sucks! He has been commenting for over a year now and is one of our most loyal supporters. The question always has been: who can it be now? Well in today's list I narrow it down to 12 people. It's December. It's Lists!

Top 12 People 'jr sucks' Could Be

12. Jason Stollsteimer

11. -jr himself

10. Wang

9. The Chick from the Satin Peaches

8. Just A Grrl

7. Anthony Morrow

6. Orville Oglethorpe

5. Bryan Metro

4. Ryan Allen

3. Allen James

2. The Guy From The Reelers

1. JRC

See you Monday with the next list: Top Ten Celebrities that I Think Would be Great in Bed.

From the Iceman Commeth
Bryan Metro

slappin em

2011-12-01T15:06:00.001-08:00

-jr

au contraire

2011-12-01T14:34:00.000-08:00

For the month of December, I will be posting a list contrary to Metro's. Each day I will provide you with the truth.

10. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
9. A Fistful of Dollars
8. Wild At Heart
7. Fight Club
6. Trainspotting
5. O Brother, Where Art Thou
4. Death Proof
3. Cape Fear
2. The Untouchables
1. A Clockwork Orange

HM. They Live

-jr

Tis the Season For Lists (Revised)

2011-12-01T09:21:00.000-08:00

Hey trolls, you may remember back in December of 2009, the season of year end lists, I ran a list a day for the entire month. Well guess what, its baaaaack. Except I don't really like listing my favorite local albums of the past year. Ok thats a lark, I don't have any favorite local albums. The music scene is even more homogenized (emphasis on HOMO) and boring than when I came into the scene back in '07/'08. So anywho, these lists are whatever I think of that day, totally my opinion (and sometimes fact), and are reflective of my mindset that day. If I were to make the same list a week later the order may be different. So here's to the holidays. Here's to December. Here's to my top ten favorite film directors.

Bryan Metro's Top Ten Favorite Directors

Ok, I am old, crabby, pseudo-Republican (no overtly foreign directors), and set in my ways (fuck Wes Anderson). My list reflects this cold cynicism, maybe. Here it is. This is it!

10. Terry Gilliam- One of the best visual directors. His productions are riddled with more problems than the Anthony Morrow-era Majestic complex, yet his movies always manage to strike a nerve. My favorite: Time Bandits (followed by 12 Monkeys)

9. Sergio Leone- Ok, I'm not completely informed on his body of work as I should be, but he makes this list just because of directing one of the top 5 movies ever (and my favorite from him natch), The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The discovery of the cemetary is to-date the greatest scene/score I have witnessed.

8. David Lynch- Since living in Michigan for 30+ years has pretty much conditioned me to live in a dreamlike state of mind, I have to include the director whose films often resemble a dream. My favorite: Blue Velvet.

7. David Fincher- Another dark visionary. Proof that directing music videos isn't quite the dead end in filmmaking it used to be (unless you are in Detroit). My favorite: Zodiac

6. Danny Boyle- I'm sorry, I tried to include as few foreigners as possible but couldn't leave off Danny. He can be hit or miss but mostly because of his subject matter. Slumdog Millionare is one of the most undeserving Best Picture winners in recent memory; Hollywood's recession-paniced plea to Bollywood for $$$. However, the good easily outweighs the bad. My favorite: Sunshine

5. Joel Coen- Click on his imdb page and start at the top for an introduction to nearly every genre of film (still waiting on Sci Fi). It was tough picking a favorite which means we are definitely in the Top 5. My favorite: No Country For Old Men

4. Quenten Tarantino-This is one of those that will probably end up higher on this list when all is said and done. Django Unchained is my most anticipated movie of 2012. Hasn't made a bad movie. A master of dialogue, music, and pop culture. Hi Sally! My Favorite: Inglourious Basterds

3. Martin Scorsese-The Master. Can cross genres with ease (as evidenced by Hugo, his recent 3D foray into children's films and a movie I have zero desire to see). One of the most influential filmmakers to the others below him on this list. My Favorite: Goodfellas

2. Brian DePalma- I think this is my most controversial choice given the people I had to leave off, but his sense of visual flair (a Post Empire Hitchock for the 70's) and his heavy air of cynicism appeal to me on so many levels. Often called a hack very much like the JCM. Haters be wrong. My Favorite: Blow Out

1. Stanley Kubrick- Since I was old enough to view movies, he has always been my favorite director. His movies have often been described as cold and heartless and I can't really argue against that. Also has not made a bad movie. His films are moving pieces of art on your shitty tv screen. My Favorite: The Shining

Honorable Mentions: John Landis (10b.), Peter Jackson, Robert Rodriguez, Chris Nolan, Michael Mann, Hitchcock, and Steven Spielberg (a great storyteller but not a single one of his movies affected me, though Jaws came close).

REVISED: Feel free to swap #8 David Lynch to Honorable Mentions (along with new addition Robert Rodriguez).
8. John Carpenter- Its only natural in my old age that I forgot my 2nd favorite director growing up. He would place higher on this list if he gave a shit anymore...like me. My Favorite: The Thing (followed by Big Trouble in Little China)

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

details for dec 9th

2011-11-30T07:42:00.000-08:00

Here is the Facebook Event Page if you are so inclined. It ought to be quite the affair!

Here are some videos, baby!

-jr

un-banned

2011-11-28T08:55:00.001-08:00

obvs

-jr

Final

2011-11-26T12:04:00.000-08:00

Tonight is the final JCM show of 2011 (first since April?).
JCM, Mitchell Allen, Trash Camera. Hard Lessons opening.
Berkley Front, doors or show at 9pm or 10pm.
We will be handing out signed laminated, show-used, lyric sheets.
Merry Christmas
Happy African American Saturday

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

holla

2011-11-25T06:27:00.001-08:00

this shit's saturday night

-jr

The Four Nickels

2011-11-22T09:50:00.001-08:00

Nickelback responds to NFL Petition from Nickelback

-jr

yes they do

2011-11-21T17:33:00.001-08:00

-jr

The Time of the Season

2011-11-21T09:35:00.000-08:00

Welp, its almost the end of the year. Which means next month is December. Which means I will be bringing back my Bryan Metro List of the Day for non-holiday weekdays. Everyone loves lists and I am here to give you what you want. I already have a few ideas for some (My Favorite Directors, Celebrities I Think Would Be Great in Bed, Favorite Tom Hanks Roles, Top Ten Local Nobodies 'jr sucks' Could Be).
If there is a particular list you would like me to wrap my considerable brain around feel free to leave the suggestions in the comments below or e-mail me at bryanmetro1@hotmail.com.

Tis the Season Lame-O's!

From the Iceman Commeth,
Bryan Metro

spinspinspin

2011-11-21T08:33:00.000-08:00

current shit on repeat

the first thing i see on a monday

2011-11-21T06:33:00.001-08:00

Electric Six covers "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
-jr

This Should Be

2011-11-18T14:14:00.001-08:00

The New American Flag

Fuck Yes, Motherfucker

-jr

update from dirty tim from odd hours

2011-11-18T11:22:00.001-08:00

-jr

The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

fuckin rockin

Pupils

Your Weekend Laid Out Like A What What

World Series Or Bust

tomorrow night at the bottega

mark the calendar for feb 3rd mowfowka

Celebrity Death Report

campaign for kommie

your weekend all spread out for you baby

LoCal News

New Ferndale Acid Scene Swoon

boss up and get out on a wed night true fresh

current listenings

sunset city a lacqua

-jr in the news

oh yeah and this to

Tentacles

new video from

What's Good This Weekend

Ectoplasm & I Am Water

The Jam Of The Season

Sharky & The Habit

Madlantis Records

Godzilla Flip

Checker's Records Collective

NEW YEARS EVES

New from Lucky Universe

BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RAdio

Gold Tapes Mega Mix

Solar Temple Cult is now Hidden In The Vivid

i really want a gatari

Bossin the Radio at Udetroit tonight

bang them shits fiona

mix up the mix

Can't wait for Saturday

On The Misuse Of Music

MUSIC

ON THE MISUSE OF MUSIC

ON THE MISUSE OF MUSIC

Scene From New York Summer 2010

Nightlife

Portable Morla

WHITE TRI∆NGLES

what to do on a monday

Before Common Era

new demo from the xx

merry xmas christmas kicks video

Merry Xmas and here's a new song from us to you

Stop By The Lager House Tonight

Jesse & The Gnome

Ancient Language

Workout

The Untitled Bottega Redux

Neon Lushell

Tundra

Fan Zi Yi Ran

Fights Monsters

Theway Peoplestare

Lucky Universe

This Is The Thing To Be At Tonight

Never Lost Her Head Even When She Was Giving Head

Black Mass Rising

BOFAII

christmas wish

is it summer yet?

this looks damn damn awesome

stop everything

Top Ten Local Celebrity Dopplegangers

hoooowwwwwwwwllllllllllllll

this is what it

good cover phantasmagoria!

Coming Soon

the hawk returns

this is tonight baby

new majow lazow

au contraire pt 6

Top 11 Unreleased Jesus Chainsaw Massacre Tracks

au contraire pt 5

Top Ten Post Lockout Games