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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Girls

Metro here. I almost forgot to put up a list today. So I came up with one of the top of my head. Rock and roll.


Metro's Top Ten Girls He Would Wear Out if They Lived in Canton, MI


10. Heather Graham


9. Katie Perry (pre-Russel Brand)


8. Anna Faris


7. Christina Hendricks


6. Rosario Dawson


5. Melanie Laurent


4. Lauren German


3. Lizzy Caplan


2. Amber Heard


1. Shannon Sossamon


From the Iceman Commeth
Bryan Metro

11 comments:

The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre said...

i dont know who have these beetches are but you forgot

ronson, lohan, olsen, winehouse, love-hewitt, and whoever else is on your wall in the apt

-jr

Bryan Metro said...

Ha...my wall of "I know things are pretty rough right now but I am Bryan Metro, and here to save you" Travis Bickle weallof fame. That wall?

The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre said...

yeah the same one with the cat calendar andd ominous gold trojan'

-jr

The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre said...

furthermore, sossman is getting uglier with age....father time has not been nice to her.

katy perry=annoying to the nth degree

rosario dawson has a dude's face

anna farris is hot only 15% of the time

start submitting your lists to me for editing/revision at youdontknowshitaboutshit@gofuckyourselfinhell.com

-jr

Jasper said...

http://nextround.net/upcoming/thumbs/2009/12/08/The-DENNIS-System-Works-On-Christina-Hendricks-full.jpg

Bryan Metro said...

J- Thanks for the pic. I may make it my new profile.

-jr- That was the funniest thing you've written on here this entire year. Please keep all 2010 production on the Lavender relegated to the comments section per every other webite thankyouverymuch.

The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre said...

what the fuck is a webite

is that some new band having their final show or something

per every other webite

-jr

Bryan Metro said...

It's a synonym for a turlte.

The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre said...

so ur bouncing off of my cl post

thats ok

be unoriginal

be like everyone else

complacent

-jr

Joan of Sharkz said...

I would do bad, bad things to Rosario Dawson and Lauren German.

youreawaste.org said...

Turtlllllle. Turtleturtle turtlllle.

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