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I was going to post part two of the Mitchell Allen interview, but I feared overexposure given the current blog climate. So instead I emptied my camera out and will post a few from the photo diary. These are mostly from our Smalls/Dr. Manhattan show, and the DMA's where we won the Best Act in Michigan Award:

First up, we have a glimpse into our merch table. You can find these items at our next show May 2nd at Izzy's art gallery.




Here I meet up with the Detroit Free Press' Melody Batons. She was curious how to successfully take a picture of yourself and look cool while doing it. Success I guess.


Here I am attempting to take off the Hollywood quality makeup I used to fool a hundred people that I was actually a ficticious character from a graphic novel. If you would like outtakes of these photos e-mail me at bryanmetro1@yahoo.com and be sure to remove your privacy/virus filters..


This is the first photo of me as a DMA winner for Most Influential Detroit Artist. It was fate that I ran into The Impaler, who incidentally did not win an award that night.


Since I was a newfound celebrity I was getting asked by like everyone to pose with our award for Most Promising Detroit Act since Stevie Wonder Award. Here is the award with a correspondent from Detour magazine..


After I wormed my way into the VIP area for the Amboy Dukes' set I managed to capture this ultra-exclusive photo of Ted Nugent....


Here, -jr and I I meet up with my dad. I asked him his opinion on the Muggs' chances of scooping up an award. Surprisingly we were wrong. Sometimes the Detroit media just gets it wrong....


Here is JCM chief writer -jr. At this point someone had played The Silent Years on the jukebox....


I found this movie for 10 cents on clearance at CVS. You can find it at a JCM merch table near you...


Oh and don't forget. None of this really matters, and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger....

From the Iceman Commeth
Bryan Metro